The mystery of why Riven mains are mean towards others is finally solved!

After some experiments and surveys I finally discovered why the people who main Riven are typical deuchebags!

All of Riven main are simply teenage tittle girls in their period! Amazing, I know! Can you believe that? I sure do!

That explains why they can't shut up and play, instead of wanting to repeat all the shit they see on the streams and that desire of being cool. Stay free, girls.

I just smacked one just now with my Nasus. I guess one less little girl in the world. I know you guys who are being affected by her Kriptonite want to thank me and all but if you really want to, all you need to do is hold one second of silence in the name of Old Morde who will always remain in our main hearts.

RIP Morde, You brought me many years of joy and happiness in the game, there will be no champion like you. A sacrificed a Riven for you. You won't be forgotten ever and I'll always honor your memory every August of every year forever until I join you in the Forgotten Lackluster Rework Tier heaven.