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Pretty sure I heard the silliest thing ever today.

well ok··31 votes·3,721 views

We had a 0 / 3 / 12 Azir... this is our conversation.

Azir : "I need kills" Me : "You don't NEED kills, you need gold man- why dont you farm that open lane for CS?" Azir : "No I need kills.." Azir dives in 1v4 and dies. Dies 5 more times after this 0 / 9 / 12 Azir Azir: "Man I need to get kills" Me : "Dude just go farm, don't worry about kills or fighting we are winning in objectives." Azir: "Don't worry about kills? ARE you F-ING r%%%%%ed?" Me : "What do kills give you that CS doesn't?" Azir : "Gold and Exp" facepalm Me: "You do realize that 1 kill is like 15 cs..." Azir: "No nub you dont know anything" Me : "seriously...? each cs is like.. sayyy an average of 18 ea... 15 x 18 = 270 gold" Azir : "A kill is 300 you f-ing idiot." Me : "Sorry, 17 cs then." Azir : "Uninstall, f-ing noob you know nothing" Azir : "Ur F-ing pathetic enjoy the loss" *Azir then procedes to

^^^^^ This.... in G3...

36 Comments

Drunk Rummate44 votes

Proof that account boosting is a problem.

Teemo Mid1 votes

LOL.

SkythekidRS boss1 votes

Ikr. I saw a silver 3 Jinx with around 100 or below CS in 20-25 minutes... like account boosting= team lose game

PL551 votes

Ikr. I saw a silver 3 Jinx with around 100 or below CS in 20-25 minutes... like account boosting= team lose game

Well most people get into silver through provisionals, it's almost the same as bronze.

Jobyr1 votes

All through gold I ran into situations that could only be explained by account boosting or really spot on trolling. The other day I had someone who literally didn't know dragon was something that existed on the map. Like, they were aware it was a point of interest due to pings and fights that usually occur near the area, but didn't know it provided gold/xp etc.

Orbv9 votes

I see this in Gold IV all the time:

"Soraka wtf!? I needed that kill"

"He's 0/3/0 and would have killed you unless I Q and E'd him.....and he cost like nothing anyway...we're ahead."

"Omfg, I would have reset his worth, you idiot. Now he's going to be even cheaper."

"You're on a streak...he'd catch up to you."

"Stfu, you play soraka".

We won that game, but JESUS the Mute button could not be anymore inconveniently located.

WiseFrozenNinja8 votes

One of two situations, hes boosted, or a sibling is on his account, or you just got trolled for the sake of being trolled

Final GirI4 votes

Sigh... I'm in Silver and I still know CS > Kills. I personally love CSing, ADC is my favorite role.

Lt Cuddles3 votes

The first kill is 300G, it gradually decreases the more you kill that target, so after his first kill on them, it stops meaning much...this Azir, I am truly sorry for your lots.

Rock Rockburgh3 votes

Well, they would have been more than that, probably, since most/all of them would have streaks off Azir.

Jivvie3 votes

this is not Gold elo. This can't be. Please... Please no. Unless I see some proof I am not buying this at all. Sorry, I am not the type that goes by the "word." I have seen many bad Gold players but this, this is just unheard of. Gold my ass. Need some hard proof.

Downvote all you want, but I am very reluctant towards believing you.

Balderdash10002 votes

No fucking way that's gold man. That's maybe low bronze.. maybe. Sorry dude. Unless someone let his little brother play on his account, I just can't see it.

Rinky Dinky9 votes

Most of the people in gold got boosted there. More toxic scrubs in Gold than high silver it seems

DocRedgrave2 votes

Ain't that the truth...

Kezzerdrixx1 votes

I've heard people in ranked talk about how they got Gold 5 and hate it, and like when they get silvers on their team because most of them are better than most golds.

Momorae1 votes

How is that guy gold? I knew that even back in bronze...Maybe he was just trolling?

Takazaki1 votes

i dont even...

I Dont EVEN

Welcome to the #$% gold club people. the place I've been trying to egt to for the last 2 weeks.

Urdnot Entar1 votes

No, no, no, the silliest thing ever is that whole "League's not buggy" concept. Man, some people :P

NIEKUH1 votes

and you prove that gold is just like bronze woot just with some more skills lol

Onegarion1 votes

doesn't really prove it just means taht either they got carried or they got lucky to make it to gold.

CoolKnightST1 votes

Happends all the time, people really overrate kills in league. It's sure nice to have them. But if you can't backup it with cs it's relative useless.

SecondChanceHero1 votes

This is very funny. Too bad it had to happen to you man.

ˆˉˉˉˆ1 votes

"Don't freeze lane, we'll lose exp". - pro Gold Morgana support using W on Minion waves.

SecondChanceHero2 votes

"Don't freeze lane, we'll lose exp". - pro Gold Morgana support using W on Minion waves.

What?!?? Lmao. Right.... How'd she even get to gold?

Axxuka1 votes

"Don't freeze lane, we'll lose exp". - pro Gold Morgana support using W on Minion waves.

It's good to try to rush lvl 2 advantage and force a duel. After that though... What a fail.

SecondChanceHero2 votes

"Don't freeze lane, we'll lose exp". - pro Gold Morgana support using W on Minion waves.

It's good to try to rush lvl 2 advantage and force a duel. After that though... What a fail.

Since you can't hit level 2 until the second wave if you push the first one all you did was make the retreat less distance and fail on a using level 2 cheese. No bit laner with even a quarter of a brain pushes the first wave unless there's been a lane swap and you intends to deny farm to some one without wave clear or under tower farming ability.

Aozora1 votes

Gold and still prioritizes kills over objectives/farm? Dumbassery at it's finest.

AvariceSyn1 votes

No, dude, watching games in all tiers makes me realize that people can be stupid no matter what rank they are. Sometimes I see Diamonds pulling the same dumb crap that Bronzies do, they're just a little more technical about it. I also find that attitudes get worse down the line. I wouldn't mind going back to Bronze simply for the fact that people are more chill, but that would totally defeat the purpose of playing ranked and might as well play norms.

Amumu

January 16th1 votes

Actually, you need to rotate, If u can shut down someone one and you know you can, thenleave ur lane go shut him down and go back for CS.

Nearly1 votes

I don't think you realize it's a statistical anomaly. This happens at all elos and usually averages out to 50 50 all the time. Also one time, In the lategame, I killed the enemy teams fed toplaner and jungler single handedly in the lategame. My adc proceeded to die in a 3v4 fight then bitched me out for "not peeling" There are idiots everywhere.

Myz1 votes

He needed kills

warpenguin5551 votes

lol

BruisingEmu1 votes

I'm Silver 2. Crushed a Plat 2 Twisted Fate the other day. Must've been a boosted account because it went down like this.

TF Support... Starts Dorans Ring and Sweeper. Pushes Lane trying to poke us. Dorans ring and pots? He doesn't even have wards. So we ping for Jungler. Jungler ganks. Double kill. 2 minutes later. Jungler gives blue to mid, TF and his adc are pushed again. They still didn't buy wards. So Jungler comes and we pick up another double.

TF: "Camp bot much? Why don't you set up a tent?" Me(Support): "Well you never bought wards" TF "You don't know that" Me: "You started Doran's and pots, so... Yes, I do" TF: "Don't lie. You can't read into stuff like that"

I swear I almost fell out of my chair. Felt bad for their adc because their support is obviously bronze 5. Then I checked. Plat 2. Every game was negative.

DUDE BRO1 votes

This kind of stuff always happens.

Last night: Ryze builds only mana items, full glass cannon and is currently 0/7.

ME: Ryze you need to go tanky to live longer Ryze: no ryze needs mana ME: You're short range, doesn't matter how strong you are when you die in 2 hits Ryze: stfu nub u no nothing ME: At least build some hp so you can survive longer in fights Ryze: muted and reported

PL551 votes

Tryndamere: "Omg Syndra can't support noob we are losing because of you" Me: "Dafuq you on about? Her secondary role is support" Tryndamere: "Cuz riot is dumb" Me: "Well we won bot" Tryndamere: "Well what can Syndra do late game you fcking noob" Me: "That escalated quickly" Tryndamere: Spamming insults, blaming everything on me, telling everyone to report on all chat etc... Tryndamere: "OMFG kill yourself you took my..." (Muted) How to deal with every toxic player

DeynaTaggerung1 votes

To be fair you shouldn't support as syndra. Not that it will not work period but she has so little to offer compared to champs that were designed to support.

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