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Pretty sure I heard the silliest thing ever today.

well ok·11/10/2014, 3:22:43 PM·31 votes·3,721 views

We had a 0 / 3 / 12 Azir... this is our conversation.

Azir : "I need kills" Me : "You don't NEED kills, you need gold man- why dont you farm that open lane for CS?" Azir : "No I need kills.." Azir dives in 1v4 and dies. Dies 5 more times after this 0 / 9 / 12 Azir Azir: "Man I need to get kills" Me : "Dude just go farm, don't worry about kills or fighting we are winning in objectives." Azir: "Don't worry about kills? ARE you F-ING r%%%%%ed?" Me : "What do kills give you that CS doesn't?" Azir : "Gold and Exp" facepalm Me: "You do realize that 1 kill is like 15 cs..." Azir: "No nub you dont know anything" Me : "seriously...? each cs is like.. sayyy an average of 18 ea... 15 x 18 = 270 gold" Azir : "A kill is 300 you f-ing idiot." Me : "Sorry, 17 cs then." Azir : "Uninstall, f-ing noob you know nothing" Azir : "Ur F-ing pathetic enjoy the loss" *Azir then procedes to

^^^^^ This.... in G3...

36 Comments

Drunk Rummate11/10/2014, 6:08:02 PM44 votes

Proof that account boosting is a problem.

Orbv11/10/2014, 8:17:02 PM9 votes

I see this in Gold IV all the time:

"Soraka wtf!? I needed that kill"

"He's 0/3/0 and would have killed you unless I Q and E'd him.....and he cost like nothing anyway...we're ahead."

"Omfg, I would have reset his worth, you idiot. Now he's going to be even cheaper."

"You're on a streak...he'd catch up to you."

"Stfu, you play soraka".

We won that game, but JESUS the Mute button could not be anymore inconveniently located.

WiseFrozenNinja11/10/2014, 7:44:13 PM8 votes

One of two situations, hes boosted, or a sibling is on his account, or you just got trolled for the sake of being trolled

Final GirI11/10/2014, 3:26:13 PM4 votes

Sigh... I'm in Silver and I still know CS > Kills. I personally love CSing, ADC is my favorite role.

Jivvie11/11/2014, 10:16:15 AM3 votes

this is not Gold elo. This can't be. Please... Please no. Unless I see some proof I am not buying this at all. Sorry, I am not the type that goes by the "word." I have seen many bad Gold players but this, this is just unheard of. Gold my ass. Need some hard proof.

Downvote all you want, but I am very reluctant towards believing you.

Lt Cuddles11/10/2014, 5:27:07 PM3 votes

The first kill is 300G, it gradually decreases the more you kill that target, so after his first kill on them, it stops meaning much...this Azir, I am truly sorry for your lots.

Balderdash100011/10/2014, 7:33:08 PM2 votes

No fucking way that's gold man. That's maybe low bronze.. maybe. Sorry dude. Unless someone let his little brother play on his account, I just can't see it.

ˆˉˉˉˆ11/11/2014, 3:06:42 AM1 votes

"Don't freeze lane, we'll lose exp". - pro Gold Morgana support using W on Minion waves.

Aozora11/11/2014, 3:50:24 AM1 votes

Gold and still prioritizes kills over objectives/farm? Dumbassery at it's finest.

AvariceSyn11/11/2014, 4:45:55 AM1 votes

No, dude, watching games in all tiers makes me realize that people can be stupid no matter what rank they are. Sometimes I see Diamonds pulling the same dumb crap that Bronzies do, they're just a little more technical about it. I also find that attitudes get worse down the line. I wouldn't mind going back to Bronze simply for the fact that people are more chill, but that would totally defeat the purpose of playing ranked and might as well play norms.

Amumu

January 16th11/11/2014, 6:43:57 AM1 votes

Actually, you need to rotate, If u can shut down someone one and you know you can, thenleave ur lane go shut him down and go back for CS.

Nearly11/11/2014, 10:13:42 AM1 votes

I don't think you realize it's a statistical anomaly. This happens at all elos and usually averages out to 50 50 all the time. Also one time, In the lategame, I killed the enemy teams fed toplaner and jungler single handedly in the lategame. My adc proceeded to die in a 3v4 fight then bitched me out for "not peeling" There are idiots everywhere.

Myz11/11/2014, 11:55:12 AM1 votes

He needed kills

warpenguin55511/11/2014, 4:42:43 PM1 votes

lol

BruisingEmu11/11/2014, 5:40:58 PM1 votes

I'm Silver 2. Crushed a Plat 2 Twisted Fate the other day. Must've been a boosted account because it went down like this.

TF Support... Starts Dorans Ring and Sweeper. Pushes Lane trying to poke us. Dorans ring and pots? He doesn't even have wards. So we ping for Jungler. Jungler ganks. Double kill. 2 minutes later. Jungler gives blue to mid, TF and his adc are pushed again. They still didn't buy wards. So Jungler comes and we pick up another double.

TF: "Camp bot much? Why don't you set up a tent?" Me(Support): "Well you never bought wards" TF "You don't know that" Me: "You started Doran's and pots, so... Yes, I do" TF: "Don't lie. You can't read into stuff like that"

I swear I almost fell out of my chair. Felt bad for their adc because their support is obviously bronze 5. Then I checked. Plat 2. Every game was negative.

DUDE BRO11/11/2014, 5:53:17 PM1 votes

This kind of stuff always happens.

Last night: Ryze builds only mana items, full glass cannon and is currently 0/7.

ME: Ryze you need to go tanky to live longer Ryze: no ryze needs mana ME: You're short range, doesn't matter how strong you are when you die in 2 hits Ryze: stfu nub u no nothing ME: At least build some hp so you can survive longer in fights Ryze: muted and reported

PL5511/11/2014, 10:43:52 PM1 votes

Tryndamere: "Omg Syndra can't support noob we are losing because of you" Me: "Dafuq you on about? Her secondary role is support" Tryndamere: "Cuz riot is dumb" Me: "Well we won bot" Tryndamere: "Well what can Syndra do late game you fcking noob" Me: "That escalated quickly" Tryndamere: Spamming insults, blaming everything on me, telling everyone to report on all chat etc... Tryndamere: "OMFG kill yourself you took my..." (Muted) How to deal with every toxic player

Momorae11/10/2014, 5:28:44 PM1 votes

How is that guy gold? I knew that even back in bronze...Maybe he was just trolling?

Takazaki11/10/2014, 6:28:09 PM1 votes

i dont even...

I Dont EVEN

Welcome to the #$% gold club people. the place I've been trying to egt to for the last 2 weeks.

Urdnot Entar11/10/2014, 8:11:39 PM1 votes

No, no, no, the silliest thing ever is that whole "League's not buggy" concept. Man, some people :P

NIEKUH11/10/2014, 11:38:12 PM1 votes

and you prove that gold is just like bronze woot just with some more skills lol

CoolKnightST11/11/2014, 12:06:52 AM1 votes

Happends all the time, people really overrate kills in league. It's sure nice to have them. But if you can't backup it with cs it's relative useless.

SecondChanceHero11/11/2014, 3:00:06 AM1 votes

This is very funny. Too bad it had to happen to you man.