League Confessions.

Sidestep·Aug 3, 2016·3 votes·566 views

Hi everyone! Just wanting to hear some stuff that others have to share about their league experiences. :)

Sometimes when I miss smite I tell my team it wasn't up.
I ks my adc all the time if I believe he/she can't carry.
If I'm playing katarina mid chances are I'm intoxicated.
If you play zed or yasuo there is a 99% chance I will camp you mid lane. ( I hate your kind)
If I get heavily outplayed I all chat cpu lag, even though I had constant 120 fps.
I don't know how to lane against twitch.
If a teammate bms me I sometimes won't save them with heal.
I sometimes let my team lose on purpose if I'm smurfing, so they can learn what they did wrong. (Sorry!)
I will ks a pentakill if I feel you didn't deserve it. :p

7 Comments

Six TM Aug 3, 20162 votes

Fuck yasuo, will pick vi and camp you.

Fondling GemsAug 3, 20162 votes

I always try to ks Pentas
I sometimes play AP Vayne support
When I have to surrender vote I do it last or not at all
When I surrender vote I choose whichever colour makes a pretty pattern

and the worst of all:

Despite being a Taric main in game, online, and irl, I have the most mastery points on Nautilus

SidestepAug 3, 20161 votes

Lol ap Vayne support would make me laugh to see. P.s. I have 300k mastery lee sin and like 60k kindred XD

Fondling GemsAug 3, 20161 votes

I mostly did it right after the support item changes when item 3092 was so silly I was building it on Thresh. I love doing strange supports and actually have a pretty good track record on it (Probably because I goof around in LoL a lot so I get placed vs people who are a bit worse than me when I am actually trying) Anyways as a joke during that time I said I could play any champ as a bot lane support with item 3092 and to prove it I played Vayne. Long story short I wrecked lane and even with the item nerfs I still pull it out on rare occasions.

CheekynorthAug 3, 20161 votes

I actually hate both you and OP now. If he was able to get four kills, he deserved a fifth, no matter what

Fondling GemsAug 3, 20161 votes

No no no, you have it all wrong. You see as I support I harshly grade my adc, and my whole team, on their ability to last hit creeps. Pentakills are them trying for the next level of last hitting, and I have to do what I can to make it truly earned. It is for their own good if you listen to my horrible reasoning which you really shouldn't.