Please for the love of God...
Don't spoil Star Wars
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This one person does this one thing, then this other person does this other thing, and something else happens, then they both do something else, then they go to this one place, and do this one thing, and then one person does something you wouldn't expect that one person to do, and then at the end this one thing happens.
It takes place in space.
Anakin became a mom.
Leia turns evil, and goes on a murderous rampage, killing Han, Chewie, and Luke before finally being stopped by the lead female character whose name I can't remember.
I will spoil Star wars for you in the worst way imaginable! The bad guy's lightsaber is RED!!! Now let the hate flow through you, strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Oh wait, wrong series.
SPOILER: Jedi are emotionally repressed evil-doers.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.