Yasuo changes people
This champion changes you, and I am about to tell you my horrific tale about what happened to me because of him.
It all started one day when I was just messing around and decided to play a game of Yasuo, I had just learned to play him properly and was kicking ass and having a jovial time while I was doing it too. Over the next few weeks I had a strange urge to watch more anime, I mean I always enjoyed anime but I never really wanted to watch it like I did now. Probably nothing, so I just shrugged it off and watched more anime and played more Yas.
As I leveled him up to level 5 I noticed my farming and my overall skill was diminishing. I had also started to watch Nightblue3 and he had become my favorite player. The thought that I had been watching more anime and started to watch the self proclaimed "king of weebs" entered my mind but I figured it was just a coincidence.
Now I had him at level 6, and was becoming even worse at the game, I knew something was up but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I had a really odd urge to get a waifu body pillow. Now this was wrong, I may like anime, but I am not a motherfucking weeaboo. As I had no explanation for this I just went on with my usual business as always.
Now I went to level Yasuo up to 7. My body went limp, and I entered my subconscious. There I beheld a great battle going on between the more weeb like side of me and the gamer side of me. The weeb side had a fortress with an incredible statue of bronze in it, and the gamer side had a bonfire with the largest ladder I had ever seen before in the middle of it. However I noticed before waking back up that the weeb side was winning.
After waking up I decided to look up what to do in this kind of situation and I found this image that taught me all I needed to know. http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/360652321503765928/576E6364D09F92E98A2CDA8D7138FCF8429928BA/
Then I snapped into my subconscious again and beheld my Dark Souls characters from all 3 of the games. My Dark Souls one character with his giants armor and darkmoon falchion, my Dark Souls 2 character with his Havel's armor and dark empowered Washing pole. And last but not least my Dks 3 character with his exile armor and greatsword. And on the weeb side there was Mine from Akame ga Kill, Nightblue and my weeb self.
Mine initiated the conflict by doming my Dks 2 character, and he was not getting up after that one. After which my Dks 1 and 3 chars both sprang into action weak attack spamming Mine down immediately. But Nb3 was fast and calling upon his challenger powers destroyed them with a full AD rengar out of nowhere that disappeared right after. I lost all hope.
But then I felt hands on both my shoulders, Yassuo and ArKaDaTa! "You got this man" they said in unison and then I felt myself filled with power and I now had Yasuo's katana in my hands and knew how to use it. I immediately sprang into action against my weeb self as those 2 were both occupied with NB3. Since it was a 2v1 they quickly knocked him airborne and used their ults in unison. He died immediately and they disappeared. Now it was me against me.
Weeb me started to pummel me immediately but I landed a few blows. As I felt myself losing, my Dks 1 char had revived at the bonfire and used all his estus, fully healing me. My strength renewed and my tornado ready I drilled the weeb me with it and ulted, finishing him off, for now.
I still battle against the weeb in me now, but I know I can take him if he ever mounts a full insurrection again.
