A Poem to Riot

Oh Riot Oh Riot I should probably keep my mouth quiet But you see I have a situation That has led to frustration This afternoon, while I was riding my bike I was thinking about my earlier lag spike Finally, I made it to Subway It was just like any other Friday I went to the counter and asked for a gift card So I could buy that dank champion, the ultimate Bard You're probably thinking, why with RP? Its because I like you Riot, and your game is for free Now I was feeling generous and wanted to give back So I spent 20 bucks, and put it in my sack The second I got home I took out my phone And when I calculated the numbers, I let out a large groan I wanted to buy a bundle of champs But I was 2 RP off, I felt like getting a cramp :( So now Riot please I beg on my knees 2 RP would be a great birthday gift I hope to see you on the Rift :D

-JhinOpEz