So new patch is out...

Rift News!

Good Evening Everyone, Patch 7.9 is out on live servers and just like any patch Riot is screwing over Marksmen role again. Could you tell us more about this FlashbangedYRMOMxxxXxxx.

Good evening Runetera, as my colleage said before Riot once again is making marksmen role more annoying to play with updated champions like Secret weapon Mr. , The Twisted Trent and Fury of the North herself 7.9 patch out gained an improved ultimate which now abducts enemy players, especialy marksmen, and bounces them back to allies for a quick shutdown. on the other hand , while having lower pickrate of the three, is not too shaby himself, now with ultimate worthy of a Grand Spirit of the Forest. finally desided to armor her boar mount and OHHHH BOYYY hes as brilliat as ever now, immune to all slows while wearing his shiny new armor, better prepare that Enchanted arrow {{becausen:22}} because no more slowing down this duo on their advances.

So as i understand knowing that most Marksmen have slows as their main crowd control ability they won't be able to escape?

Thats right, 69ExDongMaster2K17, but hold on its not over yet! We did not only received updates to completely fine champions as they were, we got, drum roll please..(drum roll intensifies) WE GOT A BUNCH OF NEW JUGGERNOUT ITEMS!!! YEEEY!

Oh my no...way..

Believe it! Now let me introduce our guest of the day, the one and only SHOPKEEPER!!!

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Good to see you today, Shopkeeper thank you for comming.

get to the point alright?

Sure thin-

So i have take one of old scales and made it into a chestplate called Gargoyle Stoneplate, real orignal i know. Now it gives your champion +40 armor and magic resist, now i can hear you saying that its compleate shit and i say "Shut your foodholes you broke bronze trash!" because you buy this item for its effect and this effect gives +40 more armor and magic resist if theres +3 enemy players near, but hey thats not all. You know how or are regenarating health like nobodies business, while having around 3k health? Well you'll be happy to know that this item has an active effect that gives them 40% more health thats 1.2k health more, but WAIT! Theres more, if you have previouse passive ability active then it becomes 100% more health for 4 whole seconds! While having 60% reduced damage, but why would you care about damage as a tank, hahahahaha.

WOW!

Indeed, but don't be fooled its not % of current health ohhh nooo, its % of MAXIMUM HEALTH! And since i know times are hard, while since "also know as URGOD" became President of Runeterra lands economy had tripled, I The Shopkeeper set this items price to measly 2500 gold. You are welcome my dear tanks.

But surely this items effect is reduced by healing reducing abilities or items such as or ?

Nope!

Wow trully spectacular! What else do you have in store for us?

Well do you remember ?

While yes of course!

This can't be good..

Well it doesn't give any health anymore! Hahahaha! It no longer increases health regen also! Instead of both of those it gives you +70 ability power so my fellow Tanks and Juggernouts could deal more damage! Oh and abysal septer no longer gives Ability Power also, aaa hahahahaha! Instead I took old passive to it health regen, ahahaha!

So you basicly took two good items and swapped their stats?

Yup!

Truly fasinating. But tell me this what did you do for Marksmen of our community?

Marksm- who?! Oh wait are you still using that term for the Autofill kind? Oh, well for them I increased their loved cost by a 100 gold and gave them some bandaids for their damage items like +5 ad or so. I think its quite enought to make them feel special to keep them quiet untill next patch.

Really? But i've noticed that you've lowered price by 200gold.

....WHAT?!!??! I knew I shouldn't have trusted those damned minions to do my calculations! All bunch of useless twerps, all they're good for is to body block Marksmen and make money. Don't worry I'll fiX this error next patch by increasing its cost by 400gold and blunting those critical items untile they're like plastic butter knives. Wait, what about ? Please tell me its on-hit damage passive is gone.

It is sir.

Oh dear thank you! Ah yes, almost forgot, I also reduced all armor penatration items armor pen % by whole 10%! Hihihi.

Doesn't that mean that Marksmen against Tanks and Juggernouts are going to be even more useless because of it? Especialy with Gargoyle Stoneplate?

Thats the idea dear, 69ExDongMaster2K17.

And what about support class. Do they get anything?

Well support role is quite a chalange or should i say CHALANGED?! Hahahaha! Since its booring nomatter what, I decided to implant a quest system for support items and if they complete them they'll get a shiny band-aid.

Amaizing work Mr. Shopkepper.

Well yes, but I've done one change, while drunk, that ended up getting throug. Unfotunatly. I've made it so that passive would prock at 50% health instead of 0%, also switching its magic resist with bonus attack damage, that passive change is a mistake that i'm ashamed of and not proud at all. But also while being drunk I made a best desition of my life, including while beeing sober. I've reduced AOE damage of and increased its effects damage by 100% for and whopping 150% for .

Looks like you had a crazy night before huh? Ha ha ha ha haa.

You know it ma man!

Well this concludes our interview. Back to you FlashbangedYRMOMxxxXxxx and good evening Runetera.

Good thing i don't play this stupid ga - ! What an informative interview FlashbangedYRMOMxxxXxxx. Now back to the champions. Like FlashbangedYRMOMxxxXxxx mentioned before, getting a new ultimate which is basicly , but instead of a wave that knocks up, its a lane wide ability of roots that...root...(another original idea guys). And his seedlings finally start growing after 6 years. And yes we have our that forsale his life as a hero and stooped to kidnaping people, to get brutally murdered by bloodthirsty redteam, his team. And don't think about running away from him with your buddy, he learned a new trick, to stick up you and your pal so you could get closer to each other and fulfil his dirty fanfictions.

That'd be all for this patches Rift News, have a good evening everyone and I'll see you in the next update.