I think I need a long break. A support rant.

Synwhisper·9/3/2015, 7:50:08 AM·6 votes·743 views

Ranked is making me down. I don't mind losing.... It happens but I just can't deal with the people at my elo.

_People are completely incapable of accepting responsibility for their own actions. _

If the adc dies because i save his stupid ass and he goes back in on 10% health..... why is it me that is at fault. If i die once how is it that i'm feeding... when the person accusing me as has three deaths. If everyone loses their lanes how is it ALL the supports fault. Now you might say I am doing exactly what I am accusing others of doing, you are not wrong. The difference is when I make mistakes I own them. I'm like... sorry that was my bad and I don't fucking do it again.

I literally fucking refuse to be everyone's punching bag. The last 3 games I've had to mute half my team.

On another note just because I am supporting does not mean I'm your slave. I know it's my job to essentially babysit people but that's as far as it goes. You don't get to choose what champion I play. You get one pick. You do not get to choose what I build. IF my build confuses you it's probably because I build to directly counter\mitigate the biggest threats on the enemy team.

I do not HAVE to buy a Crucible. Yeah it's a cool item.... for some people.... who like really expensive mana regen items with some MR and ZERO HEALTH. Oh the active right.... get a mercurial scimitar or a quicksilver sash you cheap piece of shit. I can't honestly justify spending that much gold on an MR item with a huge cooldown on the active, against a full AD team on the OFF CHANCE that I can get it off on you before you get instantly turned into a cloud of pink mist. You do realize our income is very limited ... right?

Also I hate ADC mains. Huge generalization I know, and I'm aware there are probably some cool ones out there. I have just yet to meet one.

Every time someone says. "I main ADC" I'm like...

I literally fucking cringe. What is it about this role that seems to attract egotistical thunder-%%%%s who are under the impression that everything is about them. Sure they are important but there are also 4 other people on the team. Also unless you are REALLY good you need me and you are NOT really good. The amount of time in game I have where my internal monologue is screaming "Don't do it, Don't fucking do it fool", only to have them do it.... it's most of the game. Then it's my fault they are dead.... of course.

Even if this rant made me seem like a super salty crazy person. IDGAF it made me feel a little better.

/rant.

Tl:dr My body makeup is now 95% sodium chloride and for the love of god OWN your mistakes.

18 Comments

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Deep Terror Nami9/3/2015, 7:53:33 AM4 votes

I love it when someone dies and they're like "NAMI WTF HEAL ME"

"Sorry dumbass, but I did and it has this thing called a 'cooldown'. I also landed my Aqua Prison. I also used my Exhaust, all so you can try dueling this fed guy. Learn when to disengage a lost fight."

But then, there are even more times when I get "Nami ty you're a god"

"np. You are ohana. Ohana means family, and family never gets left behind".

As long as I mute the toxic people early, I feel I get far more praise then harassment and it makes it worth.

Archon X9/3/2015, 7:56:35 AM3 votes

You haven't played any ranked so I can't see your recent builds. item 3222 is a pretty great item, you should consider buying it more. Remember that you can use it on yourself to get out of a sticky situation.

HayRoss9/3/2015, 3:17:58 PM2 votes

It's because they're diamond 1 smurfs and they can go 987/0 as Zed he knows because his dad works at Nintendo

puffin masta9/4/2015, 6:15:55 AM1 votes

what rank are you, might i ask? im silver so no judge :P

AirSonance9/3/2015, 10:31:51 PM1 votes

And again I find a rant about how others who main the same role as I do are absolutely terrible people. I'll leave the same words I left at the last rant.

Wow, just what kind of people did I associate myself with?

Perhaps the only reason I'm different is because I'm not just an ADC main, I'm a bot lane main (adc and support).

TurquoiseYoshi9/3/2015, 11:38:55 PM1 votes

I have a friend who will literally never build Scimitar. Like, he has IE BT LW PD and Boots, and he has a BF Sword, but goes for a freaking Essence Reaver. I even build Zeke's for him, but he won't build a god damn Scimitar.