Riot should give me 50 rp for URF DAY!!!!

I believe Riot should give me 50 RP for a new icon to celebrate URF DAY. I have been very helpful to the community, as evidenced by this super legit graph showing my good sportsman like levels I made with . Now I know what you are thinking: "Riot does not decide this. URF does."

Therefore, I have decided to offer several sacrifices to the great one. I will give a brand new Nintendo DS, mysterious rubber goo stuff, and 6 months worth of my income.

Why should URF and Rito give me this RP? Because not only am I the greatest and nicest player in all of URF Land, but I too am a Manitee. Everyday I go in to the contaminated Piltover Waters and save millions of Manitees and poros daily.

Here is a picture on how exhausted I am daily after saving those Manitees:

Here are some peoples' messages on why I should get this RP:

SailHatan665 says "Give him the RP, for the baby manitees he saves hourly!" 'Anonymous Riot Member' says "This guy is the best; I would say to buff his attitude, but it is already over 8999." Real Life Gnar says "This guy's attitude is cuter than I am!"

Please, we all know URF loves Orbital Lasers. Donate today to help me get the Orbital Laser icon... for the manitees...