Dr.Creed explaining "Rito Logic"
Before I start I just want to thank this Megajq user to lend me his account to do this writing/speech thing.
*LIKE ALL HUAM BEINGS I LIVE ON THE SURFACE OF EARTH LIKE ALL HUAMS I SMEEL, SEE, HEAR, AND I FEEL. HOWEVER UNLIKE OTHERS, I AM A MAN WHO SPEAK FOR THOSE WHO ARE SLIENT AND I AM A MAN WHO FIGHTS FOR THOSE WHO HAS NO STRENGTH. I MAY NOT HAVE THE THE ABILITY TO BRING PECE AND JUSTICE IN FRONT OF THE WORLD, BUT I PROMISE I WILL ENSURE THE RIGHT OF ALL MANKIND IN FRONT OF A 1876 potato powered toster/oven (my beautiful computer) (#DONT GET ME WRONG, I DO NOT SUPPORT POKIEMON GO KID NOR KEEMSTAR). I AM Dr.Creed.*
Hello ladies and gentlemen, today, I personally will be teaching you all the fantastic art of "Rito Logic". You may ask me, "what is Rito Logic?" well Rito Logic is a type of logic that is extremely unique and unpredictable.
FEAR NOT MY FELLOW MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS I have done my homework and research, so I am here prepared.
Here is a brief explanation of Rito Logic, it makes no sense, it disobey the laws of logic, and it is the opposite of logic. After I said all of this, you may be wondering, Dr, if it is the opposite of logic, how can you call it a logic then? Well here is my explanation, yes it disobeys logic, but it has a pattern of logic. Put it simply, it is the opposite of human logic.
Just a few example of Rito Logic to give you an idea.
Situation ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Normal Human Logic-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Rito Logic
In Megajq's case
-teemo steals mid, asks, steals XP, and flames. ------------- This will stop, teemo will be punished.--------------------No problem, Gj teedo, Keep up the good work
-Megajq gets a reported and banned-----------------------Checks chat and finds out what actually happened-----------4reports? Meh, no need to check, BANNED
-Megajq leaves a tick and chats with a riot member---Find out what happened, and determine what is right---- YOU SAID KYS, THATS UNACCEPTABLE, BANNED
Up to this point you guys are probably saying that, HEY CREED, UR JUST BAIS, U KNOW MEGA, SO YOUR HELPING HIM. This leads up to the second case
In donkey's case(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsvn_Po0SmunchJYOWpOxMg ) evidence that this is true (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI )
-Malphite runs down mid, feeds kills.--------------------------------He will receive a punishment-------------------------------------WHAT? HE IS JUST PLAYING OFF META,......... CHILL
-Trash talks Malphite----------that is a bit too much, we will send him a waring-------straight off bans him,(ok riot I agree with you on this one)isn't banning going too far?
-Politely asks riot to urban him for a few days so he can finish his video-------He has supported us so much, I'll think about it------ emails donkey back saying "Nop, ur toxic.
At the end of the day, Riot is a great company, they do a lot for their players, at the same time they make mistakes, but keep in mind that they are humans too. This is what shapes up our community--good choices and bad mistakes.
I AM NOT here to threaten Riot. I AM NOT here to make their work difficult. I AM NOT here to write something that will cause an uprise against Riot.
I AM here to send a message.
I UNDERSTAND you try your best to keep up with the players. I UNDERSTAND it is hard to keep up with all the players that you have. I UNDERSTAND that you try to keep thing hyped withe "LCS" and things like "All Chat".
What we NEED THE MOST ISN'T LCS. What we NEED THE MOST ISN'T updates 24/7. But What we NEED THE MOST is more care into the players. What we NEED THE MOST is more thoughts into the game. What we NEED THE MOST is the old riot.
Is that too much to ask for?
-sincerely Dr.Creed (if you have any thoughts for Ideas about my work contact me at my email [email protected])
