A Memorial: In honor of all of the Purple Minions Who have died over the years

As we all get caught up in the update of the rift, most are excited, but we cannot forget the lives lost to get us here. Tonight we shall honor those unsung hero's, the Purple Minions. Their counterparts have been upgraded, but they have been swept under the rug, their jobs given to new red versions of them. Sure some of the minions have been promoted to management, or just changed their uniforms, but eons of Minion heritage has been lost forever. As a people, I think we need to own up to this loss, everyone, share your favorite Purple Minion minion story, so we may never forget those who have fallen. Mine was once, a Purple Caster Minion started following me through the jungle, he was a brave little minion, trekking long and hard through rough terrain, but he made it out, and stood beside me at the wall of my base. I was impressed by his bravery, and took him in as my very own pet minion. I loved him like a brother, and then, , my heartless ADC walked up to me, and, and he-he, he shot my pet minion through the neck. I'll never forget him. I-I'm sorry, I need to stop now or I'll start crying, but there is no shame in that, tears are to be expected at a time like this. I have dressed up as a minion to honor their sacrifices, and I hope they know, that they will be sorely missed.