How to fit in to the LoL community

Here's a few rules to help you out, if you are new to the game so that you can fit in to the community:

1: Get familiar with Shift+4 shortcut and spam it as much as possible while in a game. 2: Always report the jungler, even if you win. He just doesn't gank enough and he knows it. 3: Pick a lane that you would like to play and make sure to call it after someone has already locked a champion for it. 4: Instalock your champ. 5: Threaten to feed or AFK if you don't get the lane you want and if the jungler doesn't win your lane. Then report the jungler. 6: Start games right before you have to go somewhere or do chores. 7: If anyone says anything in /all chat, even if it is a mistake.. It's probably because they are mad.. You should say "u sound mad..u mad?" or "u salty?" 8: Report everyone that did well on the enemy team, but also make sure to report your jungler. 9: If someone is having a bad game, tell them to uninstall. Good players don't have bad games and everyone knows it, also report them for unskilled. 10: Ping everything that you can until you run out of pings, because it is really fun! People never notice the first one anyways... 11: If you don't like your teammates, you should let the other team know because they will most likely enjoy being included in the conversation. 12: When someone is playing incorrectly, tell them they will never be good and report them... Otherwise they will never learn. 13: Make sure to adopt every popular phrase that you can, because it only gets funnier the more you hear it! 14: Whenever you finish a game, make sure to let the other team know that it was extremely easy for you with something like "gg ez" or just "EZ game." 15: If someone purposefully feeding, be sure that you get every last kill possible from them, but then report them for feeding.. Because that's not fair for the other team. 16: Same goes for connection issues, freelo is fun! Besides, they might reconnect intermittently and carry! 17: If Riot admits that a champion is overpowered at the moment and they will be nerfing them, play only that champion until the nerf. 18: Whenever someone tries ganking your lane and doesn't kill you, make sure to let them know how bad of an attempt it was. 19: If the enemy team gets first blood, you should give up because they have already won. Also report that teammate and your jungler. 20: If you get surrounded by the enemy team and die, it is your team's fault for not protecting you and you should let them know that. 21: Wards are just a waste of money, no one should ever be expected to buy them.