One carry to rule them all
I've been on a Lord of the Rings spree again and decided to parody the One Ring to rule them all thing. It's kind of bad but here it is:
Three inhibitors for the nexus under the sky Seven items for the champions in their halls of stone Nine reports for the feeder doomed to die One victory for the Riot lords on their throne In the land of Runeterra where the shadows lie. One carry to rule them all, One ward to find them One team fight to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the land of Runeterra where the shadows lie