The Ballad of HexCasterARC. "A story of Fish and Cat"

So I was in a ranked game (I get it, I'm bronze, my emotions don't matter). I'm playing jungle and my kicks off the game by stealing my FIRST camp. Hooray, amiright? Next, I hear first blood. Why it's hard to stay away from bushes as is perplexing to me, but apparently he was oblivious to this strategy and died immediately after coming back into lane. That's a TP down and a with 2 kills. Meanwhile, I'm trying my best to gank and keep up with my jungle, which is hard because my team is pinging nonstop. By around 15 mins I have 2 complete items and some boots, which I suppose is nice, along with 8 kills and 3 careless deaths. Suddenly I look in the chat to see that the midlaner and support are spitting more fire at each other than and combined, but the here's the kicker: I have 100% of our kills at this point.

Comment about how you can carry games, is faceroll, Q_Q

The thing is... all lanes were insanely fed on their side. It was disgusting, I believe my team was typing more than they were talking. To all the Challengers and Diamond Smurfs out there, what did I do to deserve this? Did I ignore someone in the hallway? Did I cheat on my placements in another life? I keep good grades and worship the supreme Overgod, so what is the reason behind matchmaking putting me with 4 people who are on tilt?

Thanks for reading. TL;DR, I'm mad about my teammates flaming and not getting objectives, as well as being unable to carry.