So after 5 years of committed play to LoL I've been permanently banned

Laudrano·2/2/2016, 5:12:34 AM·1 votes·631 views

Game 1 Laudrano: You just had to be that guy huh... Laudrano: "lil mexican midget voice- I JUST WANNA CHILL." Laudrano: nah there was a video of a little mexican midget with a bottle of vodka swiggin and saying he just wants to chill. Laudrano: Also Laudrano: i'm half mexican Laudrano: So Laudrano: YER FIRED Laudrano: (donald trump voice) Laudrano: claiming impersonating someone of a specific race is racist? Logic? Laudrano: go grab a blanket and start using your safe words Laudrano: Derp Laudrano: Where everyone acts offended by everything because they want to feel like they matter Laudrano: no Laudrano: respect is understand the difference between racism and a joke Laudrano: Until you have a teacher call you a %%%%%% Laudrano: Or get failed because a white teacher doesn't like that yo uscipped a grade Laudrano: or lose a best friend because his dad says because your black he's better than you and should act accordingly Laudrano: you don't get to claim racism isn't funny Laudrano: I joke about it because I got tired of putting my fist through ignorants like you Laudrano: congratulations? Laudrano: ty for the help elise :D Laudrano: good thing zed is a kill cannon and you have mid laned Laudrano: meh Laudrano: just doing what i'm supposed to do Laudrano: i wouldn't have the right to say i deserve to be in gold If i couldn't atleast not feed a lane that counters me so hard Laudrano: good fight senior Urgot Laudrano: sorry elise Laudrano: they have an awful lot of physical damage Laudrano: this might be easier than I thought Laudrano: hmmm Laudrano: Why aren't you camping me more trynd :/ Laudrano: you're making me feel bad Laudrano: Kekekek Laudrano: you're not a trick O,.O Laudrano: Because I saw your question as pointless Laudrano: let me split push Laudrano: not trying to be rude when i say this Laudrano: but you guys need to be more efficient 4 v 3 Laudrano: I had two top and someone died wut? Laudrano: that was my fault Laudrano: shoulda turned my attention to taric soon Laudrano: er Laudrano: this is our game to lose Laudrano: i'm about to become EXTREMELY hard to kill Laudrano: then all we have to do is biat ofr objectives Laudrano: giving up free baron? Laudrano: okay Laudrano: gotta play passive and let it wind dead Laudrano: if you seige them while they do it and stay at arms length you're fine Laudrano: FIGHT BOT NOW Laudrano: =.= Laudrano: guys Laudrano: I don't know what to do Laudrano: All I can do is split push Laudrano: and soak as much attention as possible Laudrano: We should surrender now if you can't 4 v 3 or even 4 v 2 Laudrano: i'm playing just fine Laudrano: regardless of what i'm saying Laudrano: what life story? Laudrano: shut the fuck up and play better kid Laudrano: don't try to belittle me because you are playing god awfully Laudrano: i'm the only reason we're Laudrano: i'm the only reason this game is still ongoing Laudrano: but its gg becuase you've been worthless all game Laudrano: bot lost Laudrano: mid lost Laudrano: ezreal is 12-2 ffs Laudrano: 1-3-5 Laudrano: 6 of our 13 kills you've been involved in Laudrano: wooooooooooooooooo Laudrano: great job Laudrano: GREAT JOB Laudrano: bot lane is 8 of our 28 deaths Laudrano: don't you dare bitch at me because you need someoen to blame to cope with your insecurity of such poor play Laudrano: 411 stacks Laudrano: my stacks are just fine Laudrano: they are just too fed Laudrano: then why haven't you quit bitching nami? Laudrano: I won lane Laudrano: you didn't Laudrano: this isn't my fault Laudrano: i put you all in 4 v 3 and 4 v 2 situations throughout mid gmae Laudrano: and you still failed Laudrano: report nami for being toxic

Game 2 Laudrano: atleast supporting i get to watch this toon work up close Laudrano: clearly Laudrano: Thanks for reminding me why I only play ranked and not normals Laudrano: people that only play norms tend to lack common sense and intelligence Laudrano: kat Laudrano: need a support? Laudrano: alright jhin its all you Laudrano: gj Laudrano: >:3 Laudrano: kekek Laudrano: dude how bad are you Laudrano: you play fizz in norms and still struggle LEL Laudrano: limmie guess Laudrano: Bronze 5? Laudrano: kek gj Laudrano: wow that tackle distance was far Laudrano: thanks kat Laudrano: ADC JANNA Laudrano: GET AT ME BRO Laudrano: NAH Laudrano: COME BECAUSE I SAID SO Laudrano: FUCK SOCIETY Laudrano: because come at me is proper grammar..... Laudrano: its improper because its a sentence fragment to begin with Laudrano: Derp Laudrano: just shush Laudrano: Your D in 9th grade english is showing Laudrano: you suck at this game and you don't understand basic english. Laudrano: Gotcha Laudrano: I'm practically carrying >P:3 Laudrano: you're fizz Laudrano: And struggling Laudrano: i've never lived with my mom Laudrano: so i wouldn't know Laudrano: I had my own house at 21 Laudrano: She lived with me for a short time Laudrano: i'm lying? Laudrano: Werd Laudrano: because I have a reason to lie to a nobody Laudrano: that i'll probably never interact with again in life Laudrano: mad because bad fizz? Laudrano: Wrd... slang for word Laudrano: |i have a negative kda? Laudrano: because i have a 2.1 kda Laudrano: So you suck at english, math, and LoL Laudrano: Awesome Laudrano: you add assist to deaths derp Laudrano: is that what you did? Laudrano: that satisfying silence >:3 mmmmm so sweet Laudrano: lol this udyr watched a pro stream one too many times Laudrano: Yeah its 1.8 NOW Laudrano: when I was 2-5-9 earlier its basically saying 11 to 5 ratio Laudrano: Whats 11 divided by 5? Laudrano: cmon Laudrano: you finished second grade Laudrano: right? Laudrano: 2.1r Laudrano: alright Laudrano: time to play seriously Laudrano: lets group Laudrano: and start winning teamfights Laudrano: before this gets too out of hand Laudrano: I mean lel wut Laudrano: vayne come to near me Laudrano: so i can link zekes to you Laudrano: kat =.= Laudrano: lol gg wp Laudrano: kat =.= Laudrano: 3 bar of health fizz in that bush Laudrano: meh Laudrano: probably wouldn't have mattered anyway Laudrano: look at our team Laudrano: fizz is backing vayne Laudrano: trash dyr who copies professional streamers builds and still can't get a good kda Laudrano: no Laudrano: it isn't Laudrano: Jungle Bob made that build Laudrano: Except sated Laudrano: whate3ver tho Laudrano: gg wp Laudrano: can't carry these guys as support Laudrano: bwahaha Laudrano: okay 12 death fizz

Game 3 Laudrano: idgaf Laudrano: blitz ivade is a stupid idea Laudrano: amazing Laudrano: please stay in bronze Laudrano: but do what you can to help us win this game Laudrano: si can get back to silver and hopefully back to gold later Laudrano: mid no f Laudrano: calm yerself blitz Laudrano: being toxic won't help us win Laudrano: what is it with the bot randoms i get -/- Laudrano: or he's salty and intetionally feeding because of what I said earlier when he called the invade stupid Laudrano: =.= Laudrano: pretty sure olaf is headed up Laudrano: -.- Laudrano: ff at 20 Laudrano: eve you keep getting caught Laudrano: blitz Laudrano: that play you 2 made at dragon pit was smart Laudrano: but it was soooo stupid to stand where you could be reached by the seperated enemies Laudrano: you guys lack the fundamentals neccesary to win this game Laudrano: react to strategic talk and me being honest with bm Laudrano: gotcha Laudrano: stay in bronze child... Laudrano: my last game Laudrano: i won my lane ... .the only one to do so Laudrano: vs a riven Laudrano: got fairly fed Laudrano: too bad my team fed everyone else Laudrano: and i got the tar stomped out of me late Laudrano: Report blitz Laudrano: muted Laudrano: overly toxic all game Laudrano: i'm the only one this game NOT feeding derp Laudrano: so bad tho Laudrano: =/;= Laudrano: 0-3-0 support Laudrano: wut Laudrano: lel wut? Laudrano: eve? Laudrano: gg wp

I used the N word in reference to myself for one. Secondly I was permanently banned because someone felt the need to be racist towards me? What? You know what. I messed up, I was punished, that was fine. However this account as A LOT of money tied into it since 2010-2011 when I created it. Where do I go to receive my compensation. In no shape or form is it legal to permanently block someone from something they own.

6 Comments

disregardable2/2/2016, 5:16:01 AM3 votes

You don't own anything on your account, nor the account itself. Sorry. It says it right in the Terms of Service you agreed to. You're always welcome to make a new account though.

Billy VoHagen2/2/2016, 6:22:18 AM2 votes

You don't own your account. Surely after 5 years you would know something as basic as this.

ModWulf Helhammer2/2/2016, 6:06:19 AM1 votes

You see how the board puts '%' as replacements for some words?

Those words'll get you banned in game

blkh12/2/2016, 6:14:24 AM1 votes

You are paying for what amounts to a service. You are paying for the privilege to use said items, not for the item itself. If Riot closed up shop and shut everything down tomorrow, they would legally owe us nothing.

ToxicOrRito 2/2/2016, 7:08:51 AM1 votes

"this account as A LOT of money tied into it since 2010-2011 when I created it. Where do I go to receive my compensation. In no shape or form is it legal to permanently block someone from something they own."

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Laudrano2/3/2016, 2:26:30 AM1 votes

Permanent ban for 1 word directed at myself. If I had 1$ for every time I've heard the N bomb dropped in game i'd be able to afford the next new gen console that isn't even out yet =.=