[Custom Mode] Man-Mode

So me and my friends used to play 3v3 a TOOOONNN and we got decent at it. Not great, but decent, so we started making rules to it and over a year it evolved into what it is now. I haven't seen anyone else play by it and it's usually only done when we have enough close friends all playing on the same network but I figured I'd share it for any of you wanted to play it.

Man-Mode

Rule #1: If you CAN engage you engage. The only time you don't engage is if you have wet yourself in awe of their manliness.

Rule #1.b: This includes if you're in stealth! If you're not sure if they're in stealth I would recommend nuking everything in sight. If all else you'll have killed air and ground and that's what really matters, you killing things!

Rule #1.c: If they run past a tower you can stop engaging, just be aware your team will think less of you if they went kamikaze deep into enemy territory, they are true man-mode participants!

Rule #2: Failure to follow rule number one results in an immediate penalty. You must walk back to base before you are allowed to return to the front lines, cowardice is not rewarded.

Rule #3: Damage only items. If it doesn't give you AD or AP then it's banned. If you need armor that can't help you kill sit in your spawn ya pansy!

Rule #4: No healing potions. You're man-mode now, if it hurts too much rub some dirt on it and wash it off in the blood of your enemies!

I've only played it with friends, I would recommend if you don't have friends on the other side that understand man-mode that you don't play it, you will get destroyed.

ADDENDUM

If you notice someone who cowardly runs from the front line, it is fair game to mock their pee soaked path but do it so they know you're just joking. If you suck at humor simply yell out MAN MODE! it'll get the point across.

This is just for fun, and should not be played if someone on your team disagrees to it. Let's not ruin the fun for everyone, but if you all don't mind throwing the game it makes for a fun mode to play with friends, and an even funner mode if it's a 3v3 with friends on both teams.