Blitzcrank far more evil than one might think

blitzcrank(dramatic reveal music plays) a far more evil champion than i ever thought. blitz is a golem and unlike most he happens to be steam powered, witch means he must have a container for water and a furnace to burn fule to boild said water. now im sure we have all played the poro round up, a cute enough game but oh so dark. no blitz is running along snaching up poros from what apears to be great danger and saving them. cute little hearts apearing when he does so, but remember he is steam powered, and has to have a furnace, and has to have fule to burn. now when he grabs poros the little circle on his chest opens and as it is the only place that makes any sence i must assume this is his furnace. now he grabs said poros and crams them into his furnace, little herts apearing as he dose so. blitz is not only burning them alive, but he is loving it(dramatic music plays)