My dream...
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I woke up. The sky was clear, It was hot outside, but I didn't care. I had life to play... *
I turned on my most favourite game - League of Legends. A five long years of our adventure... and still... I want to go back to her everyday... oh sweet mmmbaby Double click on the "L" icon... opens up... then suddenly! *
I see big, flashing header "NEW BALANCE TEAM IS HERE!!! PATCH 1.0 (new beggining) is here!" Without hestitation I open patch notes, to see what happened... *
** Patch 1.0 (New beggining) notes: ** Champions: -Every champion has been balanced! -Banning champions is deleted!
@RitoDreamer Well we have so many champions in league of legends, there's no need to ban champions. I think that every single person should have their favourite champions** NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE STRONG, BUT BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT**, that's why we finally balanced every champion, so everyone can play WHATEVER THEY WANT TO PLAY
Items: -We've added MR items -There are more active items -DFG still remains dead, sorry
Jungle: -Tanky champions without sustain doesn't actually die now! -NOW YOU GAIN SOME GOLD IN JUNGLE :O -As a tank you should be able to fight with your invader!
Aram: -Every champion is available -Soraka and Sona heals reduced to 10% -More rerolls so you don't end up with full melee team against Lux, Soraka, Sona, Xerath and Ziggs
Accounts: -All accounts can be merged now!
@RitoPhr33k Well... The "date restriction" we've made wasn't the best idea, so you can actually merge your accounts after 4 years of playing
Other: -ELO Boosting sites and companies have been sued and their creators will be dead
FBI officer @Elson Booster Hmpf, welp, these companies are pathetic, and they were the reason that many n00bs from bronze went to the diamond just to destroy the others game experience, and then brag to grills to make them
wetready for sasuages ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then I woke up. Shaco stole my buff. Still did 0 dmg as Nautilus after my shield's destruction. Almost died to creeps as Sejuani. While Lee (yes, blind person) came and killed dragon with his SUPERKICK-desu. Didn't see any tanks on LCS. Urgot is still ugly. Strong champions pick rate : 99% Rest: 0.0000000000000001% Because you play this game just to win, not to have fun. Because strong champions are better, and that's you will win.
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