Solo queue laughs

He picks my main in his slot.. sits on j4.. thinking of locking him in.. im butt clenched..then.. last 4 seconds he changes to fiddle. Ok I lock in j4 and stop clenching my butt. Then i INVADE AND KILL HIM twice. LOL omg the elo gods. praise me

then he types in chat after the game "I should've locked in j4" and I'm just like...LOL