Did you know that 99.99% of people that die are wearing pants

Did you know: people that are toxic lose more games, but people who lose games aren't more toxic?

but then how will i keep my balls warm? [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

What if you're pants are already off.

10/10 best life advice ever

Did you know that 99.9% of facts on the internet are made up on the spot?

You know I don't believe in drinking water because 100% of people who drink water die.

Does it mean girls are nearly immortal?

Party in pants

Wow. I expected the title to continue into a long rant about how correlation =/=causation, winrates mean jack, and that according to this forum pants need a nerf though the truth is that Brand certainly does not.

What this community has done to me.

What if I'm a nudist?

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I take off my pants regularly to raise my lifespan. Sadly, I can't have them off all the time because I would be arrested.

We all are basically wearing Nurse hospital gown.

I think that statistic is a little off

how about the millions of africans that don't even have enough money for underpants.

if one of your balls are black and the other is red, go see a doctors, you might be in shock.