Did you know that 99.99% of people that die are wearing pants

Dangerous Man·Nov 28, 2015·87 votes·3,801 views

So take your pants off and live a little ;)

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88 Comments

Vistha KaiNov 29, 201516 votes

Did you know: people that are toxic lose more games, but people who lose games aren't more toxic?

I Main SwainNov 29, 20152 votes

DId you know: Swain's raven's name is Beatrice

kaltenashesNov 29, 20154 votes

DId you know: Miss Fortune's name is Sarah and Vayne's is Shauna

also if you need an extra 50g to buy an item, kill the enemy nexus

Spizzle9000Nov 29, 20152 votes

Now you know!

BoosterinoNov 29, 20153 votes

Did you know: If you consume a health potion, you get healed. item 2003 item 2031

Bondage BunnyboyNov 29, 20153 votes

Did you know: LeBlanc's original name was Evaine, and now it's Emilia

Loki PlutónNov 29, 20152 votes

esmelarNov 29, 20154 votes

Did you know: Yorick this is a champion on League of Legends

ArakadiaNov 29, 20151 votes

They just say that to make ppl less toxic XD

Vistha KaiNov 30, 20151 votes

I'm pretty sure everybody who can breathe on their own, can see through the bullshit.

Dangerous ManNov 30, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vistha Kai,realm=EUNE,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=Qrk25zEs,comment-id=000500020000,timestamp=2015-11-30T14:31:11.034+0000)

I'm pretty sure everybody who can breathe on their own, can see through the bullshit.

its about as see through as a door. I just raised the public nudity counts by 200%

Vistha KaiDec 1, 20151 votes

There's always a keyhole.

Arcade AndrewNov 29, 201510 votes

but then how will i keep my balls warm? item 3069 item 3112 item 3067 [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Hyrum GraffNov 29, 201536 votes

[{quoted}](name=Arcade Andrew,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=Qrk25zEs,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2015-11-29T00:06:13.305+0000)

but then how will i keep my balls warm? [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

All 3, eh?

Arcade AndrewNov 29, 20156 votes

the one in the middle is making my other balls cold. because i have no pants

junglerboy16Nov 29, 201519 votes

The bigger problem is why do you have three in the first place?

You don't need pants, you need a doctor...

Arcade AndrewNov 29, 20152 votes

The middle one is the shrunken Cold dong

Hello I am BirdNov 29, 20151 votes

In the shape of a circle summoner 3

TeCoolMageNov 29, 20158 votes

It's circular because the support used exhaust

NaharaNov 30, 20151 votes

What if he's a Krogan that just had a very, very unfortunate accident?

Ancestor007Nov 29, 20156 votes

but then how will i keep my balls warm?

item 3069 item 3031 item 3067 FTFY

Goodnight NunuNov 29, 20157 votes

item 3069 item 1058 item 3067

FTFY

AlëkNov 29, 20154 votes

item 3069 item 3303 item 3067

FTFY

SSJTribeNov 29, 20151 votes

item 3069 item 3027 item 3067 ?

TeCoolMageNov 30, 20151 votes

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The fact all of these ballsy builds are only for supports makes me sad

Duke AnaxNov 29, 20154 votes

You a ctually don't wanna keep your's warm, destroys sperm.

BoxpencilNov 28, 20157 votes

What if you're pants are already off.

IcyPepperNov 28, 20155 votes

10/10 best life advice ever

lolptwoNov 29, 20155 votes

Did you know that 99.9% of facts on the internet are made up on the spot?

Dangerous ManNov 29, 20153 votes

{quoted}

Did you know that 99.9% of facts on the internet are made up on the spot?

You have been taught well

Vistha KaiNov 29, 20152 votes

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. ~Abraham Lincoln

Spaceman5pffNov 28, 20154 votes

Party in Draven pants

Phage the GeminiNov 29, 20154 votes

You know I don't believe in drinking water because 100% of people who drink water die.

dEAdbUsNov 29, 20154 votes

Does it mean girls are nearly immortal?

RandomoniumNov 29, 20151 votes

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most girls are like Ahri and can live forever doing what she does.

Braces for downvotes once people look up Ahri's lore.

IonianNov 30, 20151 votes

Clearly you haven't read Ahri's lore.

Dangerous ManNov 30, 20151 votes

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Clearly you haven't read Ahri's lore.

Actually...

Itadaki SeiekiNov 28, 20153 votes

What if I'm a nudist?

:|||||

Dangerous ManNov 28, 201540 votes

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What if I'm a nudist?

:|||||

You are destined to live forever

RespectPlusNov 29, 20155 votes

you are part of those 00,01% who dies without pants

McprowlingtonNov 29, 20153 votes

Wow. I expected the title to continue into a long rant about how correlation =/=causation, winrates mean jack, and that according to this forum pants need a nerf though the truth is that Brand certainly does not.

What this community has done to me.

61939590DEL1Nov 28, 20152 votes

We all are basically wearing Akali Nurse hospital gown.

TurquoiseYoshiNov 29, 20152 votes

I take off my pants regularly to raise my lifespan. Sadly, I can't have them off all the time because I would be arrested.

Dangerous ManNov 29, 20151 votes

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I take off my pants regularly to raise my lifespan. Sadly, I can't have them off all the time because I would be arrested.

Come to Canada Cops don't care about pants.

TurquoiseYoshiNov 29, 20152 votes

There's actually a city near me where (dating back to at most 2 years ago) public nudity was legal, as long as you didn't flaunt yourself. So this guy just walked through the streets naked without anyone being able to do anything about it. I think that the local government changed the law, but it was funny while it lasted.

LemurKickNov 29, 20152 votes

I think that statistic is a little off

Best Garen BRNov 29, 20152 votes

how about the millions of africans that don't even have enough money for underpants.

Woodsy2575Nov 30, 20151 votes

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Rustling BushNov 30, 20151 votes

if one of your balls are black and the other is red, go see a doctors, you might be in shock.

Dangerous ManNov 30, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Summoner Grey,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=Qrk25zEs,comment-id=0025,timestamp=2015-11-30T04:22:05.625+0000)

if one of your balls are black and the other is red, go see a doctors, you might be in shock.

Nah one just got a lil hotter ;)