Here comes Kled to the boards, please don't hurt Skaarl while you are having fun!

So, long story short.

I went into all of Noxus's campaigns, and I got all of the ranks. literally here they are The Cantankerous Cavalier- The Great Hussar- The High General Marshal Sergant- The Mountain Admiral- Lord Colonel Major Centurion- Rear Forward Brigadier Admiral- Forward Admiral Major- Sir Admiral Major- Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore- Sergeant General Colonel- Sergeant Double Admiral- High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company- Lord Major Admiral of the Second Legion's Forward Artillery-Cavalry Multiplication-

and I claimed my own land because I hate trespassers IF YOU TRESPASS ME I WILL DRINK MUSHROOM JUICE (alcohol...) AND GET MYSELF SOME TACOS, AND GET MY SKAARL READY, AND THEN KILL YOU, I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH YOU FILTHY TRESPASSER, YOU LITTLE LILLY LITTLE SNIFFER.

Cough, back to the story.

then the Noxians are trying to get me. but they fail, I literally took a goddamn army of Noxians alone, AND I SUCCEDED. you don't wanna mess with me

Meanwhile, idiotic Skaarl found this thing, humans call it, Computer.

and I saw that he opened this, IM THE NEW GUY IN THE BOARDS, I WILL DOMINATE THIS PLACE.

P.S: Deep terror Nami is my arch nemesis for now, whatever happens to me I will still beat him,