Breaking the news to a friend

MONKEEEEEzzz·6/4/2015, 2:57:32 PM·21 votes·2,037 views

so i just got a friend into playing league and at first he was only playing Ashe but recently (hes around lvl 14) he started to sell his soul to the devil and only plays Teemo and i'm having a hard time trying to break it to him that unless he stops hes going to burn in the seven hells. Any suggestions on how i'm supposed to word my pleas to reclaim his soul

20 Comments

HeraldOfDemacia6/4/2015, 3:12:49 PM22 votes

Approach this situation carefully as there is a chance his soul is already inhabited by the spirit of Satan. Make sure that you have a priest on hand during this confrontation. Also ensure that your friend is firmly tied to an iron chair in the middle of a salt circle. At this point you must present him with evidence of his "deals with the devil" and attempt to persuade him to fight against the evil within him. If this fails, the priest must be prepared with holy water, a crucifix, and an original Latin copy of the Bible from which to read in order to dispel this entity.

TeemoJenkins6/4/2015, 3:15:06 PM7 votes

Bless him for he has welcomed our lord and savior Teemo into his heart. He's now... one of us.

BetaDude406/4/2015, 3:38:27 PM4 votes

Weird, that's exactly how I started out playing League. First bought Ashe, then played Teemo almost all the way to 30.

And no.

THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF SHADOW. WE WILL TAKE YOUR FRIEND'S BODY AND END HIS LIFE SO THAT THE UNHOLY FATHER CAN REACH OUT FROM THE GROUND AND PULL HIM INTO THE DEEPEST CIRCLES OF HELL!!

HEIL SATAN!! HEIL HYDRA!!

T RexHasTinyArms6/5/2015, 3:34:35 AM3 votes

Teach him to play jungle and suggest Nunu . Once the affliction has taken hold of the child you can only wait it out until it burns away. But encouraging the disease to become stronger may accelerate this process and end his suffering and the suffering of those around him sooner, that way he can still repent and be saved by the no longer existing summoners when he refutes the ways of top lane and jungle satan respectively.

Jofeyy6/5/2015, 3:42:08 AM3 votes

Make him play top **against **a teemo. He'll see reason.

Kind of like that one murderer from family guy that stabs himself and realizes that he was actually causing people pain LOL

Clockwork Madoka6/4/2015, 7:00:51 PM1 votes

Back when I played Dota 2, I had a friend who ONLY played Riki.

Boogs6/4/2015, 9:46:50 PM1 votes

I'm Sorry, He's already lost.

AMYS GRAVE6/5/2015, 3:58:59 AM1 votes

hahahha bwwwaaaaa hahahahahah

WeFlyNoLie6/5/2015, 2:35:13 PM1 votes

It may already be too late.

I'm sorry.

EL HAMSTERO6/4/2015, 3:00:54 PM1 votes

he has chosen wisely

MONKEEEEEzzz6/9/2015, 3:19:40 PM1 votes

i tried many of the methods u showed me (i even sung the song i can show the world) unfortunately he didn't listen and now is starting to play other anti-christ champions such as Fiora , Riven and even Teemo 's apprentice Katarina his soul is already gone if so if anyone wants to create the true cross academy for exorcist im in

FHMarshy6/4/2015, 3:23:23 PM1 votes

My friend, I'm afraid it's too late. The immediate second he locked in, his soul is gone. He had the chances, full 30 seconds to turn and repent, but that he did not. I am sorry my friend, but now gone is he and residing him the evil spirit.

Lich My Ashe6/4/2015, 3:29:09 PM1 votes

Burn him! He's a witch!!!

Wumachine6/4/2015, 3:33:15 PM1 votes

https://goo.gl/DYi6jK

Show him this

BakedLotion6/4/2015, 3:35:53 PM1 votes

All low levels play satan because they think he's op. He'll recover himself sooner or later. I overcame the curse of satan, and he can too