My 5 year old son

N00BC8K3·3/4/2015, 11:13:46 PM·33 votes·3,213 views

Plays Team Fortress 2. I was just watching him play and he killed 11 people before dying and these where real people. He also plays HotS and i have seen him get a double kill :P

I'm raising the next Pro boys, watch out :P

51 Comments

Knalxz3/4/2015, 11:23:50 PM10 votes

That reminds me back when Halo was the shit, my 8 year old niece was wreaking face. She even got to lvl 40 ranked. Transferring Halo's ranked system to league basically means she was plat. I remember when people used to try to 1v1 me I used to say "If you can beat my niece then I might be interested."

Made me so proud to see so few get past her.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljce6jem0A1qgne6io1_500.gif

Civil Dawn3/5/2015, 5:50:47 AM9 votes

Honestly, most people that play TF2 act like 5 year olds anyways, I'm not suprised an actual one can kick their butts lol

OhOkYea3/4/2015, 11:20:05 PM5 votes

What most people won't admit is that games now are being made for children. They are becoming easier and easier, with less complicated elements to reduce the amount of advanced decision making. This is intentional, as it makes it super easy for children to play and getting them hooked on gaming so as to make more money over the person's life.

People get mad when a squeaker beats them in a game but they don't realize is that developers made it that way on purpose and you're a grown adult playing a children's game.

There's a reason LoL's in game store is so small and not getting the "strategic diversity" that it should.

AxlStream3/5/2015, 5:42:57 AM4 votes

Tell me when he gets a penta and 6 towers on his own in the same soloQ game. Then I'll be moderately interested.

YoungFishFillet3/5/2015, 3:14:13 PM3 votes

Lmao you're gonna allow your 5 year old son spend hours inside playing on a compter game instead of letting him be social with other kids and going outside to play? Very healthy haha

BLU Medic3/5/2015, 7:39:02 AM3 votes

What class?

Because if it was someone like Spy, Sniper, Pyro or Scout, that's really good. If he's playing Demoman/Heavy/Soldier then it's not that hard, particularly on Valve's own servers, where skill levels are poor anyway. It's even easier if you have a Medic glued to your ass. Even even easier if you get a random critical hit and blow up everyone standing on the point/cart.

If he got 11 kills (not assists, actual kills) as Medic without dying, that's awesome.

Delphinium3/5/2015, 8:42:17 PM2 votes

Someone's daughter is going to counter your son one day, watch out bb.

Kagemyth3/5/2015, 6:52:38 PM1 votes

i would like to see this five year old's are hilarious

KlNG ACE3/5/2015, 7:18:11 PM1 votes

xD kids OP

SpecterVonBaren3/5/2015, 11:04:55 PM1 votes

I first read this as "My 5 year old Sion" and thought it was a thread bemoaning the Sion rework.

DoomsdayFo3/6/2015, 8:02:40 PM1 votes

I'll be rooting for his team in the LCS in season 28 (you'll let play league right?)

Onion the Fried3/4/2015, 11:25:38 PM1 votes

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Plays Team Fortress 2. I was just watching him play and he killed 11 people before dying

Demospam confirmed

Krimipoww3/5/2015, 2:57:15 AM1 votes

Ok

dandyangel3/5/2015, 11:35:32 AM1 votes

Awwww that's cute

Chaotic Reks3/5/2015, 2:42:53 PM1 votes

played pyro or rage heavy

Kal Vas Flam3/5/2015, 2:55:36 PM1 votes

My son owns in World of Tank Blitz. Carries his team every time... he's 4. For some reason that doesn't translate into the full version on PC though, where he just drives around aimlessly in SPG's and rams people. Children are weird, lol.

Aerothal3/5/2015, 5:02:52 PM1 votes

my nearly 5 year old son has restricted screen time.

I want him to be a creator one day, not a consumer!

lego's, wood blocks, paint, crayons etc > computer games

also letting a 5 year old play a M rated game is some special kind of stupid!