I want CertainlyT's job.

Yes, you read that right. I want his job. Let me get the obvious thing out of the way: No, I don't hate CertainlyT. I hate the vast majority of his champion designs and reworks, damn near each of which has either been reworked since released or in an awful spot in the game right now. Can I promise that I'll be any better than CertainlyT? No, of course I can't, because promises about being better other than people are stupid promises, and I'm not quite that stupid. I CAN, however, promise that I know what I'm talking about in general when it comes to designing balanced games in general, and especially designing balanced MOBA characters that feel good to play. If you don't believe that, try me. You might like what you see.

There you have it. I want his job. Or just another seat at the great table of designing and reworking champions, items, and overall gameplay mechanics. Make the right choice. Hint: It's me.