HELLO FRIENDS! A FAVOR I ASK OF YOU RIOTEERS.

boner LOL·7/28/2015, 12:23:20 AM·3 votes·540 views

First of all, I am here to ask something of a Riot employee. I am 7 Rp short of Captain Volibear and It is a skin I absolutely need.

If RIOT was to give me this 7 RP I have some TOTALLY ORIGINAL and VERY UNIQUE jokes that I could like to give to the community.

"Yorick walked into a bar. There was no counter."

Yo momma is so fat, Cho'gath feasted on her and gained full stacks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gives nocturne nightmares.

Much love. -hey its jake

5 Comments

Alljoy7/28/2015, 12:27:39 AM2 votes

Someone give him the 7RP, or better yet the damn skin.

Anything to make the cheesy comedy stop.

Razor48427/28/2015, 12:33:55 AM2 votes

Give him the rp and some comedy lessons! item 3056

Yitie7/28/2015, 12:27:12 AM1 votes

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First of all, I am here to ask something of a Riot employee. I am 7 Rp short of Captain Volibear and It is a skin I absolutely need.

If RIOT was to give me this 7 RP I have some TOTALLY ORIGINAL and VERY UNIQUE jokes that I could like to give to the community.

"Yorick walked into a bar. There was no counter."

Yo momma is so fat, Cho'gath feasted on her and gained full stacks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gives nocturne nightmares.

Much love. -hey its jake

Eh, the amount of cheese in them jokes are un-volibearable....... Seems he could use and appreciate the skin....

chÖwchan7/28/2015, 1:19:08 AM1 votes

if you draw a champ for riot and this is your first time they will give u the rp

ilt7/28/2015, 1:29:07 AM1 votes

I don't think they do this anymore. I've tried this and basically got a big "fk you I can help you but I'm gonna say I can't because I don't want to"