HELLO FRIENDS! A FAVOR I ASK OF YOU RIOTEERS.

boner LOL·Jul 28, 2015·3 votes·540 views

First of all, I am here to ask something of a Riot employee. I am 7 Rp short of Captain Volibear and It is a skin I absolutely need.

If RIOT was to give me this 7 RP I have some TOTALLY ORIGINAL and VERY UNIQUE jokes that I could like to give to the community.

"Yorick walked into a bar. There was no counter."

Yo momma is so fat, Cho'gath feasted on her and gained full stacks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gives nocturne nightmares.

Much love. -hey its jake

5 Comments

AlljoyJul 28, 20152 votes

Someone give him the 7RP, or better yet the damn skin.

Anything to make the cheesy comedy stop.

Razor4842Jul 28, 20152 votes

Give him the rp and some comedy lessons! item 3056

YitieJul 28, 20151 votes

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First of all, I am here to ask something of a Riot employee. I am 7 Rp short of Captain Volibear and It is a skin I absolutely need.

If RIOT was to give me this 7 RP I have some TOTALLY ORIGINAL and VERY UNIQUE jokes that I could like to give to the community.

"Yorick walked into a bar. There was no counter."

Yo momma is so fat, Cho'gath feasted on her and gained full stacks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gives nocturne nightmares.

Much love. -hey its jake

Eh, the amount of cheese in them jokes are un-volibearable....... Seems he could use and appreciate the skin....