I need a Paper Shredder :)

Hello guys i feel random today, i have a very unique hobby and it's being a farmer on my free time lol. I spend most of my mornings tending my garden. anyways as you all know all plants need nutrition and one of my sources for that is worm castings. i use worm casting as top dressing/teas to make my soil come to life with living microorganisms that i create in my teas or just by simply spreading some earth worm castings(EWC) on top of my soil. worm castings/vermicompost is a MUST for every organic gardener out there, but the bags can be pretty expensive and hard to find. So what i do is i created my own worm farm! I have a couple of worm bins that make me delicious, fresh, full of microbial life EWC every month or so. probably the best EWC you will ever find. However in order to give my worms a suitable living environment i need to cut cardboard, newspaper, egg cartons etc... and to be honest i do this by hand, my fingers end up with painful blisters. i do this every time i harvest the castings so i don't really want to spend money on a 25$ paper shredder cause im a hippie lol. so my deal here is i want to barter a paper shredder for a skin! It sounded much funner and easier in my head haha, but i mean why not give it try. if you have an extra paper shredder that you don't use or don't need please hit me up. I'll definitely put it to good use. add me in game and we'll talk about it, cheers everybody!

P.S. - im not buying you the skin right away, i'll wait for the paper shredder to arrive then you will choose whatever you want. might even buy you a champ and a skin, who the hell knows haha. a good deed for a good deed.