Super toxic Udyr: chat log for your enjoyment :p

CaptainTatertits·3/18/2015, 10:19:52 AM·1 votes·1,037 views

So we had this extremely toxic Udyr (who went 0/14/3) ... you name it, he did it. We had a nice discussion post-game. I thought you guys might get a laugh out of it. :)

All these were my team. The enemy team only said GG after game

Vayne: report udyr Taric: Reported for Leaving Cpt Lemmiwinks: Udyr was AFK half the game, disconnected, trolled, fed, assisted enemy, cursed teammates. he is as bad as it gets Udyr: you guys sucked Udyr: SUCKED Udyr: overping Taric: 1/14 Udyr: abandon lanes Udyr: fails to actually engage Udyr: fails to actually jump in on ganks Udyr: you pick Cpt Lemmiwinks: I will give you that, Udyr. you didn't abandon your jungle. You never really got out of it. Taric: Bad Taric: Is what I pick Udyr: you guys set me up so early on in the ganme to fial, itwas isnane Udyr: LEARN THE FUCKIGN PLAY AS A TEAM Taric: Well Taric: WE were Taric: Playing as a team Vayne: >Learn to play as a team Udyr: LEARN TO PLAY Brand: lol, udyr are you alright? Udyr: GO PLAY JUNGLE Vayne: >Didn't join the teamfight Taric: Not sure what YOU were doing. Taric: I main Jungle Vayne: Are you stupid or something? Udyr: and see how the FUCK TO PLAYU Taric: You did bad Udyr: you fucking r%%%%%s Vayne: I know how to jungle Taric: You can look at my history Vayne: and what you did Taric: Generally hyper carry with Diana Vayne: was not jungling Udyr: i am jungling and tryign to HELP YOU Taric: You're not a good JG Brand: this is too funny Vayne: Trying to help? Udyr: and you hang me out to dry AGAIN AND AGAIN Vayne: 3 assists Vayne: 3 ASSISTS. Udyr: do you FUCKING GET IT? Cpt Lemmiwinks: eats popcorn Udyr: DO YOU GET IT? Vayne: Are you r%%%%%ed or something? Udyr: YOU ARE THE ONES TO BLAME Udyr: I SUPPORT YOU Vayne: No, you must be trolling. Brand: lol Brand: lol Taric: I think he's trolling Udyr: But when I RUN IN and you gius DONT Taric: I'm pretty sure Udyr: I DUIE TRYING Udyr: aND YOU LIVE RUNNING Vayne: You run in, WITHOUT the team. Udyr: LIKE BITCHES Taric: You just weren't ganking properly Udyr: FUCKING ASSHOLES Vayne: Because you're stupid. Vayne: And you don't even gank correctly. Udyr: go walk into traffic Brand: dude you went 1/14 Taric: You don't gank properly Udyr: I have one major regret though Udyr: I do, and im sorry to you guys Cpt Lemmiwinks: pops cap on a fresh can 'o soda Brand: how is that anyones fault but your own Taric: You don't know how to gank. Udyr: I should have left the second cho leftr his lane Udyr: i should have Vayne: you really should have Udyr: then i would be playing a didfferent game by now Udyr: and for that I am so so sorry Vayne: we could win 4v5 if you didn't show p Cpt Lemmiwinks: yers, I agree Udyr: because when chogath fed 4 kills to fucking wukong Cpt Lemmiwinks: I wish you would have left lolol Taric: I think we would've won Vayne: because that's how good e rest of them were doing Udyr: and failed his lane Vayne: I literally 1v1'd wukong Vayne: and won Cpt Lemmiwinks: we sould have carried a regular afk fine Udyr: I should have left then wehn he started to farm my jungle Vayne: ._. Brand: lol you need proffesional help (Udyr) Udyr: and i should have left when he took my buffs and my income Taric: >,< Taric: I guess he did come and eat bottom Taric: Oh well Vayne: See? It is your fault lmfao Udyr: I should have left when brand rwequest ganks 4 times, and i showed up, but he didnt engage Taric: It's a loss Udyr: im sorry Udyr: i should have left then too Udyr: you fucking r%%%%%s Taric: Wellp Vayne: Lmfaooo Taric: THe Saga continues Taric: #Bronzies Vayne: the dumbest league player i've ever played with Cpt Lemmiwinks: totally posting this chat log Vayne: congrats Udyr Vayne: #BronzeLyfe Taric: LoL Taric: GL Vayne: This guy Vayne: is the pinnacle of every stereotype in bronze

5 Comments

BeatzBoyFTW3/18/2015, 10:25:17 AM1 votes

Am I the only one who kept reading Taric's lines in a sweet, gentle voice? (No homo)

Udyr: I should have left then wehn he started to farm my jungle Vayne: ._. Brand: lol you need proffesional help nightshade Udyr: and i should have left when he took my buffs and my income Taric: >,<

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CaptainTatertits3/18/2015, 10:33:04 AM1 votes

well, that was only part of it :o I removed it from the post.

and it was the last game I played.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1764344495/47535026?tab=overview