Is there some magical trick?

I wouldn't mind waiting in the login queue time... but there are SOOOOOOOOOO many issues with it.

1. No matter what happens I CANNOT get in. If I sit there and wait, the time goes up, If I spam cancel and relog, the time goes up. What am I supposed to do?

2. The login queue doesn't even work. There are many times where it says 1 second left and It says I am the first in position for the queue. and nothing happens.

3. Everyone else can get in. I skype call about 5 friends. "Hey any of you wana play rocket league?" They reply: "Nope you should come play league with us!" ...

4. Sometimes I just randomly get kicked out of queue. I'll be sitting there waiting patiently and it switches to another screen and says "cannot connect to server please try again later"

5. The position check in is very inconsistent. I have seen it rocket around, spinning rapidly over and over again. And other times I've seen it take 10 minutes to make one circle. Everyone knows you don't look at the wait time or the position in queue. You look for the position check in and HOPE that MAYBE just THIS ONE TIME that it will somehow put you in. But not ever for me

So is there some kind of magical trick that lets you in? Because I sure as hell feel as though I'm always the last player to join. Actually I normally just quit after about an hour of trying to log in because I know there is no way I'm going to get in until the traffic is cleared.

TLDR: I can't get in so how the hell can you?