This is what I want
I am looking for a league of legends lady. My requirements are as follows:
Must be a blonde.
Not very tall I like them short so I can feel more superior, and dominant.
She must be smart perhaps a reader :)
She must live in the state of maine.
She must also be willing to dress up as 
, or as 
while we make love.
That is all. I await you my fair fair love.