What champions on YOUR team are likely to give you brain cancer and why?

ADC: Vayne/Teemo - 9/10 Vayne's think they can ult and penta, 1/100 can. And teemo, well, you won early, you never win late.

Jungle: Shitaco, yes, Shitaco. Sure it's nice you can jungle alone, but you're just gonna feed.

Top: Garen - No one likes someone who constantly screams and makes poor engages.

Mid: Heimer - okay you took turret in no time, I almost never see you win, you're gonna get ganked and feed.

Support: Blitz - it's feast of famine baby. Maybe you're gonna land all those early grips and adc will be fed. But more than likely you just grab tanks and let them CC to win.

What does everyone else have?