Conspiracy Revealled: Riot Took Down Their Own Servers

DrunkHobbit·Jun 27, 2016·9 votes·1,116 views

Seriously ya'll, this is the truth of the matter. Riot, realizing their product was taking a hit since the advent of Overwatch, decided to take down their own servers in order to make us all realize how much we really like the game. After we've all complained and raved about how much we want to play, they'll bring it back online and reap the rewards. Don't believe it? The alleged "hacker group" that took down their servers is called PoodleCorps. If you rearrange the letters, you get the phrase "Doop Corpse... L". They're DOOPING US TO DEATH.... and then laughing! Need MORE proof?!? Riot is 4 letters long. There are 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. One of those Horsemen is Pestilence. Trundle is diseased. Trundle is ALSO A TROLL!!!!! THEY'RE TROLLING US!!!!! Never forget the Great Riot Lie of 2016.

17 Comments

AcheriaJun 27, 20163 votes

It's information like this that changes lives

DrunkHobbitJun 27, 20161 votes

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It's information like this that changes lives

That's what I'm here for. Never believe the man, man. Seriously, they didn't even fire Lyte. Dude is watching all of this, treating it as a psychological experiment, seeing how we'll all react. We're just guinea pigs in the great scheme of Rito.

DrunkHobbitJun 27, 20162 votes

Irrelevant to what? The Universe? Maybe. Our daily lives? Yeah, probably. But to the TRUTH!?!?!? NEVER!!!!

Positive PoppyJun 27, 20162 votes

Illuminati Confirmed.

kestro666Jun 27, 20162 votes

omfg this made my night*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]*

Pandemic PunchJun 27, 20162 votes

Yes! And when the servers come back up they will say, "JK guys. The Soraka rework is being reverted and she will have her old starcall back"

doiminat0r3600Jun 27, 20162 votes

But... but... I like her new Starcall....

Pandemic PunchJun 27, 20161 votes

You make me cry Amumu

Comrade GuylasJun 27, 20161 votes

Irrelevant Discussion.

I QJun 27, 20161 votes

This is wrong, because if it was true the other servers would be down, not just NA.

If this is a joke, not serious LOL [slayer-jinx-wink]

DrunkHobbitJun 27, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Shenpai Ekko,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=JLqclqqc,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-06-27T03:26:43.360+0000)

This is wrong, because if it was true the other servers would be down, not just NA.

If this is a joke, not serious LOL [slayer-jinx-wink]

Mad serious, brah. They only took down the NA server because we're not part of the EU and still have money to spend, and because the Asian servers would just hack them and put the servers back in operation cause they're better than us. Also, who cares about SA servers?