Conspiracy Revealled: Riot Took Down Their Own Servers

Seriously ya'll, this is the truth of the matter. Riot, realizing their product was taking a hit since the advent of Overwatch, decided to take down their own servers in order to make us all realize how much we really like the game. After we've all complained and raved about how much we want to play, they'll bring it back online and reap the rewards. Don't believe it? The alleged "hacker group" that took down their servers is called PoodleCorps. If you rearrange the letters, you get the phrase "Doop Corpse... L". They're DOOPING US TO DEATH.... and then laughing! Need MORE proof?!? Riot is 4 letters long. There are 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. One of those Horsemen is Pestilence. Trundle is diseased. Trundle is ALSO A TROLL!!!!! THEY'RE TROLLING US!!!!! Never forget the Great Riot Lie of 2016.