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Not Convinced

InTheAbstract··1 votes·336 views

I'm not convinced that Jinxie is a woman and here's my proof why he is most certainly a man!

  1. He doesn't have any breasts. His chest is that of a five year old boy. Suspicious? Yeah it is! What does that attract? %%%%%%%%%s.
  2. He sounds just like a man, and a creepy one at that! I mean, go in game as him and tell me otherwise. You can't!
  3. His face shows it all! The distinguishing facial features are of a man if you look at the splash are easily noticable like that of a grisly bigfoot. Almost unhuman if you ask me!

So if you take a quick glance at Jinxie, yes he looks a bit like a woman, but then when you're actually looking at him you can tell it's just a hoax. Women have everything that Jinx does not, which is also hidden underneath his shorts as well!

3 Comments

Sarutobi3 votes

stuff like this is always funny to read. If off there is such a thing as small breast! women have them, and to some they are attracted to women who have them not just pedos! i dont even understand your second point because she sounds nothing like a man! Along with your 3rd point how is her face manly? she wears makeup, and generally looks like a woman. More of a tomboyish look, or like Kenny says like the comicbook character Tank Girl!

InTheAbstract1 votes

He has no breasts, not even small ones xD

Professor Ward1 votes

jinxx is obvious tank girl knockoff

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