Birthday Letter for Teemo, from JayHog1992
Dear Teemo
It's been a while, hasn't it? Since I became your summoner... And 8 years too, you're almost as old as my youngest brother! Congratulations!
I know we haven't been in matches together for a long time, but been tending to your brother and sisters in arms, they deserve as much care and determination as you do.
Sadly, your birthday present has to be delayed, because i'm yet to finish:
7 yordles done... Two halfway... Three on the road... My title grows near, can almost feel it. Your present will be ready soon, where I will safeguard all of you into my wing.
Meanwhile those psychopaths might see your "birthday" as an excuse to burn a wooden doll that looks like you. Typical...
Well, I'm not like them! I'm the better summoner who tried his hard for a noble goal, and I shall restore the glory of Bandle City and your people, to your vows as a captain.
I can't do much, but hopefully the little I do might cheer you up in your sad days.
Your true friend, Summoner Jay
sooooooo f annoying champs >.<]