Birthday Letter for Teemo, from JayHog1992

JayHog1992··8 votes·1,151 views

Dear Teemo

It's been a while, hasn't it? Since I became your summoner... And 8 years too, you're almost as old as my youngest brother! Congratulations!

I know we haven't been in matches together for a long time, but been tending to your brother and sisters in arms, they deserve as much care and determination as you do.

Sadly, your birthday present has to be delayed, because i'm yet to finish:

http://orig03.deviantart.net/0d4b/f/2017/052/6/9/21_2_2017_champions_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-dazvo78.png

7 yordles done... Two halfway... Three on the road... My title grows near, can almost feel it. Your present will be ready soon, where I will safeguard all of you into my wing.

Meanwhile those psychopaths might see your "birthday" as an excuse to burn a wooden doll that looks like you. Typical...

Well, I'm not like them! I'm the better summoner who tried his hard for a noble goal, and I shall restore the glory of Bandle City and your people, to your vows as a captain.

I can't do much, but hopefully the little I do might cheer you up in your sad days.

Your true friend, Summoner Jay

14 Comments

The Lost Marbles1 votes

Shouldn't you have Amumu on there too?

I think he's a yordle currently. I'm not sure if the lore team's made up their minds on that one or not yet.

His current lore on the universe page has an excerpt about him being a yordle, so I want to say yes.

JayHog19921 votes

Untill Riot has a 100% yes, I'd like to think that he's not a yordle. Better to be wrong that he was than wasting time and realizing it was not worth it to get level 7 on another champion.

Already have 5 yordles to give me a headache.

Terozu1 votes

He already is 100% yes, he always has been, he was only ever not in champ development, and has been since they decided a kid would be to creepy.

Fondling Gems1 votes

No he is not, the old lore was ret-conned and was left specifically mysterious with hints towards both sides and confirmation for neither.

Terozu1 votes

When did this happen?

Fondling Gems1 votes

A pretty long time ago, pretty sure it was during the big lore sweep when a lot of lore got changed.

Terozu1 votes

It can't have been more than a few months ago...

Fondling Gems1 votes

The lore wipe was what? Two or three years ago?

Terozu1 votes

That was the retconning of the League of Legends, not the lore of each and every champ, Amumu isa yordle still... At least for now.

Fondling Gems1 votes

Some lores got touched on as well. I know for a fact Amumu isn't confirmed anymore, there are any number of posts you can check about it. Just google "Is Amumu a Yordle" Plenty of posts with all the info you need. His original lore got retconned and the new one never specified his race. Believe there were some Rioter comments supporting the fact that it isn't currently known.

D Bag1 votes
JayHog19921 votes

Meh, neither am I.

Terozu1 votes

You forgot Amumu :( it works though XD

VelvetCrotch1 votes

poignant text. liked it even if i really hate more than half of them. [Veigar Rumble Corki Kennen Heimerdinger Teemo sooooooo f annoying champs >.<]

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