How does one find a g/f on summoners rift?

Madspartacus·10/26/2014, 5:38:11 PM·1 votes·993 views

Hey guys i need some help here, It is my dream to find an attractive league of legends girlfriend. I need to know how to put the moves on the ladies. I'm only a gold scrub but this is my first season playing so hope to be challenger next season sometime. I am rather obese and never touched a woman in any way shape or form, so yes i am a virgin. Please any tips that will help me in my future endeavor to make my dream come true would be greatly appreciated. I do expect some form of trolling to occur, this is league after all, but i'm very serious on this matter. I would like to eventually meet this dream league girl IRL and take her out on a nice romantic date.Ii don't have much money because I am not challenger yet so my streaming hasn't came into play but there is always the dollar menu. Much love and THIS IS SPARTAAAAA

3 Comments

Midora10/26/2014, 5:50:23 PM2 votes

bruh u need to save up for a quality fedora..then let ur neckbeard grow out and ull get that woman just u wait

Madspartacus10/26/2014, 5:51:41 PM1 votes

Hey man thanks for the comment and the advice, i shall grow out that neck beard and start saving in my piggy bank for the fedora, really appreciate it, anything else you guys can do to help me would be greatly appreciated!

Lady Zataku10/27/2014, 1:10:49 AM1 votes

I may not be the best of help because my bf knew me irl previously and then got me to love the game, But I can try my best to give you a list of things that might help from a girls perspective.

alot of girls are playing the game to have fun not to get hit on nonstop over the internet so keep that in mind
The best BF is also your best friend so try to make her smile and laugh every now and then (kinda obvious)
Don't nag about wanting to Skype until you think she might really want to. not everyone is a social butterfly
if you have a little extra rp now and then get her a skin she might want
actually listen to her, it may be boring some of the time but it can pay off to put up with hearing about little dramas and offering little bits of advice
Most important of all don't push it. if its not meant to be its not meant to be there is no point in ruining a good friendship

It's not the best advice but its what I have to offer. Every girl is different and hey looking for a girl that plats the game already may not always be the way to go. I was a gamer before I started dating mine but he got me into LoL and now I piratically live on the game so there is always that option of trying to get your sweetheart to play the game with you. Love is tricky just keep that in mind, I hope everything works out well and as for the appearance thing if she truly loves you she wont care that you are overweight after all anyone can change that fact down the road.