Oh how I miss League.

Well.. It's come to this point, the point of death. Recently I moved a quite considerable way away from where I used to reside, and as some of you may know getting things like lights, power, water, cable/internet, and gas (optional) turned on, or switched to the new house is pretty important. Well the sad thing with my move, is that my internet didn't. No, sadly My internet had to stay, my 10-29 ping had to leave me and my 1.5 mbps download speeds would come to a screeching halt. I would be seemingly a rock's throw from civilization, but far enough to merit no cable or internet provider willing to run an "expensive" telephone line cable to our house.. (well shit) So who does that leave? What is a man to do? How will I ever live? Well I'll tell you shit, stop asking so many questions.. Well the short answer is, satellite internet, Sounds cool right? Fast? I mean shit we are talking about fucking satellites here, some of the 21st century's greatest achievements! (I mean sending a person is far more awesome but a robot is kind of just as good :\ ) Well I'm sad to tell you but satellites are far from perfect at fast connection, I mean hell, they are in space. And it turns out that all that "space" has a toll, a quite hard one on someone like me, a quite devastating one.. And i'm not talking about not having unlimited internet, because that is a toll as well, at least I get free 2 A.M - 8 A.M. (YAY!!!!) (sarcasm) (And between 9 A.M - 1 A.M I get 15gb) But no, no. I'm not talking about that, i'm talking about the seemingly 2 second delay in everything I do that is internet related.. Me not knowing this booted up League at 2:30 expecting to play a great long awaited game (took about 2 weeks because of actual cable people giving run around before telling us they couldn't install it) was shocked to find that once the game started my ping wouldn't descend from 780+.. Do you know how bad I felt for my team? I mean shit I just basically F***** them and I truly didn't mean to. To any one of them who might see this, theres my excuse, I mean in that game I already told you I was sorry... So now im here.. 2 months dry from League, it's not right having internet with ping like this, it's like being connected to another universe where you don't see anyone or interact with them but everything they do effects your world. Do you get what im saying? Because I don't think that's the easiest explanation.. It's more like knowing I can visit a website or watch youtube, maybe talk to someone on skype or steam. But I can't Connect with them, I cant play cs:s, Gmod, League. I mean i'm cut off from everything.. So, In a way. Im basically dead