Why can't we just get a loss forgiven if a summoner never connects?

the game should simply not even start if there is someone who never connects. We already have that (GREAT) mechanism when someone doesn't pick their champ. Why not code the same if someone doesn't connect? It would return all players to a lobby and the one player who didn't connect gets the 5 min time stamp. EZ.

Because Riot likes getting off when we suffer. It's the only reason why they still keep it a free game.

I mean surely this can't be abused if they NEVER connect?