Yasuo brings people together. Yasuo is love.

Evangelist VII··107 votes·5,077 views

I (in my main account) was playing a ranked game and our team leader insta-locked Yasuo. Since he was first pick, the whole enemy team could prepare, and that they did. They picked Annie mid, Nautilus jungle, Leona support, Kalista ADC and Nasus top. What was funny is, Nautilus kept camping mid lane, and using all of his seemly never ending CC to hold Yasuo still and ruin his day. As if fighting a Good Annie as Yasuo isn't hard enough. The whole team kept locking him down, all damn game.

But what shocked me the most is, that I have never seen soloq players on the same page as much as this game. It brought a tear to my eye to see players finally wanting to work together and punish this yasuo main. Now I actually enjoy playing Yasuo, but hate having him on my team, or against.

70 Comments

Keevalroy76 votes

I love how people like to gang up on Yasuos in order to create the most miserable experience possible for them since they have no problem sucking all of the fun out of the game simply by locking Yas in. It makes my icy soul all warm and fuzzy to see cooperation like this during the holiday season. Happy Snowdown everyone.

Rufus Crabmiser5 votes

Classic shitter complaining about a bad champ

Keevalroy44 votes

Yeah he's such a bad champ. He's terrible to have in League and should never have been released. You're absolutely right.

TonyTonyMordecai11 votes

Hey, at least Yasuo didnt look like this:

http://i.imgur.com/7pHEjfM.png?1

Keevalroy5 votes

I'd hate him just as much I'm afraid.

dr lichdeath2 votes

ugh great nightmares incoling ...

MrWasjig1 votes

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Keevalroy8 votes

I really hope you're not calling me the fanboy here considering if given the power and the opportunity, I would remove all trace of that cancerous abomination from League permanently. Yasuo is an abysmal collection of toxic mistakes rolled up into an overloaded disaster of a release and was unleashed upon the undeserving innocents despite how loud we screamed at Riot that he was broken bullshit.

MrWasjig4 votes

Well it was hard to tell if you were being sarcastic or not. Text based speech has a habit of losing all forms of inflection.

I Main Swain5 votes

tbh people hate him way way more than he deserves. is he annoying? yes. is he too strong? in several ways, yes. is he the horribly designed unstoppable monster the boards claims he is? not even close.

Leadpaintchips51 votes

Lol, the only thing that will bring a team together.

Pure, unbridled, HATE.

Chatillon8 votes

Yasuo tilts me so hard i cant play annie against him.

I swear to god...

Ariel the Cruel23 votes

"Yasuo's win rate is less than 50%. That means he's trash."

Yep. That's exactly what it means. XD

Teemo or Feedmo6 votes

where's the kappa on the end?

Skelenth1 votes

this statement doesnt need a kappa

NegusInParis1 votes

not sure if you are serious or not..... (the kappa is confusing me)

Sevixys1 votes

The lack of kappa is infuriatingsummoner 11

RottedApples2 votes

I find your lack of Kappa disturbing.

Ariel the Cruel18 votes

I thought it was implied.

Only Play Darius22 votes

Even as a Yasuo player, I was honestly enjoying your story, up until "Kalista ADC"

Sorry man, but I can't agree with this. You should never fight cancer with more cancer.

I Miss Cannon6 votes

Kalista is a joke compared to how cancer Vayne or Miss Fortune are currently

Ariel the Cruel14 votes

Vayne and MF are stronger in many senses. Kalista is still more annoying. And not just for the other team. . .

Hello I am Bird2 votes

BITCH I WANT YOU HERE NOW >:C

B1naryB0t1 votes

When you pick bard and then your adc locks kalista...

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

When play any support, and my ADC locks Kalista. . .

Guess which lane I won't be in.

manbearswine9 votes

[{quoted}](name=Jelly Mac,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=F3vvdGE8,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2015-12-10T21:13:25.014+0000)

Sorry man, but I can't agree with this. You should never fight cancer with more cancer.

Of course you should,that's what riot wants to begin with. A lee sin in every jungle,a thresh in every bot lane,and some moronic assassin in every mid lane(with some kalista sprinkled on top),maybe if they weren't so busy making stupid excuses about winrates and actually be consistent with their philosophies(instead of constantly playing favorites(where's the new ahri skin?)) we wouldn't have such nonsense murdering variety.

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

Kalista a meh at this point

Puynsi6 votes

Actually cancer can hold other cancers but it would kill the organism regardless because you stop the first one but you need to deal with the second one.

I got the joke but I think thats something to point out because its kinda ironic.

Also regarding Yasuo

http://pm1.narvii.com/5800/b2a1f0f636f984ee9f4e474c28f8bb32bf14613c_hq.jpg

Only Play Darius1 votes

Makes perfect sense, the host organism is League and Yasuo/Kalista are the cancerous growths. You can bring in Kalista to kite out Yas and dodge every single whirlwind but champions like her eat away at the game too.

Masala Chai1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Jelly Mac,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=F3vvdGE8,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2015-12-10T21:13:25.014+0000)

Even as a Yasuo player, I was honestly enjoying your story, up until "Kalista ADC"

Sorry man, but I can't agree with this. You should never fight cancer with more cancer

Lock down that cancer adc with Ryze, Akali, LeBlanc, Diana, Xin Zhao, Yi, Leona, and anyone else with targeted CCs or gapclosers.

Wild Wes9 votes

Summoner's Rift is so much more beautiful in grey... Yasuo does that.

lakeyja9004 votes

You know what's worse than a fed yasuo? NOTHING!

CubedJustice2 votes

A fed All for One team of Yasuos.

lakeyja9001 votes

No more nightmares pls

Wild Wes1 votes

Fed Illaoi.

sp4418 votes

Good.

If you're going to be a shit and pick a champion that makes playing as a champion who uses projectiles miserable, then you deserve being buttfucked by every member on the enemy team.

Fuck Yasuo.

Ariel the Cruel11 votes

Braum I'm actually OK with this. Please. Focus me to your hearts' content! ;p

Devack The Holy1 votes

Braum Mustache OP, plz nerf

The Whamboozler7 votes

Was going to downvote, but saw this thread is about coming together in hatred of yasuo and kicking his ass into his neck.

I upvoted it. We should all get behind this movement!

Transgressor4 votes

Yuck Fasuo.

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Rikari3 votes

I wish i had a team like that. My team mates just pick Lux mid and gg.

Vincent Lucius4 votes

Lux vs Yas is a skill match up. I've been beaten and I've deleted Yasuos, but for the most part it's a matter of which one of you gets tired of farming first and does something stupid. And whether or not you take barrier and bait that ult under tower with it into a snare+ ult+ tower hit combo.

Only Play Darius3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vincent Lucius,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=F3vvdGE8,comment-id=000c0000,timestamp=2015-12-11T01:20:31.120+0000)

Lux vs Yas is a skill match up.

I play a ton of Yasuo and Lux is nowhere near a skill matchup. Unless the Yasuo is terrible or Lux gets babysat half the game, Yasuo is going to destroy her

Vincent Lucius1 votes

That's not my experience, but okay.

Mister Sunglow3 votes

Is it just me or are all PROJECT: Yasuo's terrible?

George LS1 votes

no, its just that every yasuo main owns that skin,

HayRoss2 votes

Yasuo, along with Zed and a few other people, are the few that I will turret dive just to make their play more miserable. I don't even care that it's one of the shittiest ideas possible at the moment, I will dive them

Only Play Darius1 votes

Zed isn't too bad!

HayRoss2 votes

Hey, I'm about to get a kill on zed!

"Nope, I'm now 3500 units away from you because I decided to hit W twice"

F-U-N fun to play against

YossarianSensei2 votes

Lol nobody actually mains Yasuo

He's just fun to play, everyone picks him with the intention to feed. Kinda like Lee Sin.

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