Dumbest things you've been reported for

What are the dumbest things you've ever been reported for (according to the people reporting you)?

My top 3 would be:

1. Declining to use curse voice with strangers
2. **Politely **declining to build a very specific build the way one of my teammates demand I build
3. Top laner reports me for failing to keep him alive while he tower dives (I'm support), while simultaneously being threatened with a report from our mid laner who just died from pushing alone.