To my Team

Hi, if you are reading this, you are most likely in a game I am playing.

I am your "friendly" Nasus top (or mid) (or jg), and there are a few things you should know about me before we start.

I understand completely if you are toxic about my rules, considering I would be if someone else made them, but I don't really care about your opinion. If you choose to ignore these, it is your game that will suffer.

First and Foremost: 1.I DO NOT WANT GANKS- I cannot make this clear enough. All I do is stack, ganking throws me off and draws attention to my lane. If my enemy is very low hp, you can try to kill him, but expect no help from me and dont blame me if you die or get counter ganked, which is very likely considering I am Nasus. I cannot stress enough that I hate ganks.

2. If you are attacked in jg, ping mid for help. Again, I need stacks, and whether it is a counter jg gone wrong or an enemy rammus decided to roll to our blue, do not involve me. I will do my best to MIA ping and it is one of my better qualities.

3. I dont want Rift Herald unless I ping for it, and I never ping for it.

4.I do not want ganks. I don't care if its a teemo top, I don't want ganks.

5. I will be building 45 percent cd at the very beginning 90% of games. After this I will lead the build into straight tank and follow up with Tri-Force. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM YOUR TEAM TANK. Considering I am going to be afk stacking most of the game, I would RECOMMEND grabbing a second and/or third tank for the team.

6. I, believe it or not, play Nasus quite a bit. No, I am not the best Nasus. No, I will not carry every game. This does not mean I want your opinion, and even though I WILL make wrong choices, pinging at me and being toxic does not affect my actions and will just distract me.

7. I trust in my own judgment more than I do of that of you strangers who I am playing 1 game with. Your opinion on my builds and decisions isnt helpful because you are 1 in a long line of people who think you know better than me. Maybe you do. I dont care lol.

8. I dont want ganks.

9. Dont tell me when to teamfight.

10. Inb4 someone says "gg stupid fucking Nasus" (jesus this blew up)

11. If I am clearly attacking a turret, dont ping to attack the turret, thats annoying.

12. If I am not in my lane, dont push it. I am always in my lane unless it is pushed or Im dead.

13. I never mute, as I consider communication healthy. I just wont be talking while i stack, which is 80 percent of the game.(rule revoked, if i feel like it ima mute all)

14. I mostly build ancient coin first, thanks for your opinion haven't heard it before.

15. I have two rune pages and 3 mastery pages. Only for Nasus. If you ban him I will have to use them so probably not a good option, plus, nasus is my best champ by far.

EDIT: If I end up not being Nasus (He is picked or banned), Disregard lol I will play normally. If you ban him, however, I am picking Urgot.