PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO ADC'S (Lorenzetti is the Greatest)

I was just in a game, with the phenomenal ADC Lorenzetti (that is his IGN feel free to add him after reading this heroic tale of his awesomeness)

So we were about 1 min 55 seconds into the game, which is about the time you walk into lane, and Lorenzetti was at half health due to standing in Soraka's Q and MF's bouncing Q, so what does he do, he stops farming and starts flaming at me, for being a useless support. as I was playing support Nautilus. Both MF and Soraka were doing the right thing and positioning behind minions as so I could not grab them with my Q, well about 2 minutes later the phenomenal Lorenzetti dies, under turret to a bounce shot from MF, and then proceeds to flame more expecting me to do something as we were both at half health or less with the other side of our lane at full, so, I stay and defend the turret, as to try and not upset Lorenzetti more than I have already done with my great ADC, at this point while Lorenzetti is gathering his thing at our base, a bear comes out of the jungle and helps me slay the other side of the lane just as Lorenzetti has returned from our base, my anchor was able to grab the jungle troll that had roamed down to our lands, and then was also able to grab the pesky MF, however, Lorenzetti is a hard one to please, he still continued to flame, still about me being useless because he couldn't farm. and having to use his abilities or his E I believe to farm because the poke of the opposition was just too great and I would hide behind him like a coward. Now we are back under our turret after me returning to our base to pick up a few items after our kills down lane, I make sure we have plenty of vision to make sure we have no more troll intruders enter our domain. However, even this could not make the great Lorenzetti happy as he stopped attacking his minions under our tower to deal out some harsh discipline to me, at this time, the opposition was able to walk up and use their most powerful abilities on him to slay him, as I was too much of a coward and moved out of the way of their great powerful ultimate.

After that happened, they brought down one of our two of our defenses in our domain and one far away up in the northern regions of our lands, at this point I decided to travel north and was encountered by a man that had a spirt and would summon an arena for one on one gladiatorial combat, we dueled with him and all his compatriots and were able to slay a few while a we lost a few as well, but in the end me and this bear from the jungle were able to walk away. Lorenzetti chose as the great leader he was to not participate in this fight as he decided he need to kill the pesky minions in our great land in the south. I continued on the northern side of our lands trying to help where I can, we were able to find a few of the enemy and slay them, however down in the south when I returned it was in a very bad state, the great Lorenzetti was so upset with me helping out our allies and working against the foes he wanted to make a treaty with, he sacrificed himself 2 times to the one with the bouncing bullets, while trying to hide behind our defenses. He scolded me hard, saying that I would stay still in our lane for 15 or so seconds, paralyzed with fear. It was at this moment that I believed Lorenzetti started to lose his sanity from all the bouncing bullets.

Some more time part of our forces tried to raise the white flag and beg for mercy as it was just a beating. But the great Lorenzetti would not have it, he was not done with his tongue lashings, he continued to scold me for every mistake that I made, He provided me with an item that would give him a magical shield, and alas I was not able to use it on him as the beasts would crush him before I could reach him and get the item to activate, but that did not stop the scolding, another attempt at raising the white flag and beg for mercy failed. Then the enemy was on our doorstep. Once they reached our doorstep they began speaking with us, as we were not aware that they were able to, and our great leader Lorenzetti took to the discussion with them, and instead of pleading for mercy, he scolded me to them, offering me up as a sacrifice for the war that has happened and offering my head up for penance to the defeat we were suffering, the enemy didn't accept and they destroyed our base.

Ladies and gentleman, I hope you have enjoyed this tale of the great Lorenzetti. My IGN is Sarazok, I approve this story as I wrote it.

Final scores between myself and the great Lorenzetti; me 4/3/5, the great Lorenzetti: 1/5/4. As his loss was all my fault and I will never be as great as he is in this land.

Thank you for reading.