Tips to find local LoL players in your area

Legend has it that once a month the infamous LoL player will emerge from it's dwelling in the late hours of the night. They will be briefly visible to the public while in a Taco Bell Thru. Be careful not to take pictures of these delicate beasts for it might anger and arouse them. Instead, wait in the parking lot near the drive thru and hold a Doritos loco taco out the window and wave it left to right slowly. As the beast approaches, say "I came up with an OP strategy". Fear of sinking deeper into bronze will spark it's curiosity. If he grabs the taco then you're in, ask it to duo. If he runs off then you'll have to wait until next month. I hope this will help some of you find local people to play with