@Arsenals - Challengers don't even lift

What is something you need but do not want, but also want the need of when you need the want? I DON'T KNOW! ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DON'T HAVE A BRONZIE CUP!!! I mean, seriously, let me be serious. About a year ago I declared to the heavens and all of the gods and demigods and santa that I would obtain a bronzie cup. (Bronze pride here) Now, after that year has passes and a measley amount of LoL ranked games were played (and a heck of a lot of DotA 2 games were played), I have come back, furious, with the RAGE OF A THOUSAND FAT CHILDREN WHO DIDN'T GET DESERT!!! I'm tired. I'm tired of all those elitist challengers and diamonds and masters(lol wtf people, masters? really? elitism to the extreme). They think they have pride and they are wrong. YOU ARE WRONG ARSENALS. DEAD WRONG AND ALL YOU HATERS DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! btw, how are the AIDS that I gave you last year treating you?

So look here, I've reached silver in season 2, gold in season 3, and plat for a day in the soft reset of season 4, but diamond ain't on my mind cuz it AIN'T the next level of legit LoL gaming. I don't think LP decay is going to cut it. I've avoided LoL plenty but I may have to feed/afk/ranked in ranked to obtain the coveted and superior cup. But I don't want to do that and nobody would want me to do that. So how about I blackmail rito. Here's the plan: For every day I don't have my bronze V ranking, I will feed/afk/troll in ranked. I'm desperate, ok? DESPERATE! You have 24 hours to comply with my demands or the feeding begins.

TL;DR Give me bronze or give me death(feed)

P.S. I dunno about the blackmail.... geez who am i kidding?