My jungler experience as of late... (Rant post/pls help post)

Skidd17·12/15/2016, 12:26:39 PM·1 votes·170 views

TL:DR I'm a human jungler magnet that gets camped in every position/role in every situation.

So overall I main mid, I pretty much play all and everything and it's my go to role for a good non-tanky 1v1 duel before the teamfighting begins. Sadly I've been left nothing but sour since I seem to have picked up a disease plaguing my matches called "Camp the shit outta this bitchass Skidd17 fool"-idis. Whether I'm a 5-0 lissandraLissandra or a 0-410 malphiteMalphite under my tower for whatever reason lately junglers from Lee SinLeeSin (being camped by him is expected of course) to pre-six shyvanasShyvana , I'm getting ganked or have a jungler turn up to my lane over and over EVERY*. SINGLE. GAME.

*so close to 'every' I'm genuinely starting to hate the game

It's driving me mad. Now I perfectly understand when I get ganked for being careless over pushing with no wards, getting ganked is a given in that scenario. But it's when I'm sitting under my tower and something like an IvernIvern hits me with his cc and nearly dies trying to seemingly achieve nothing or when (this has happened so many times I can't comprehend it) an enemy jungler walks right past my team (with no ally jungler present) taking dragon just to walk into my lane and auto attack me a couple times or my personal favourite the: "Imma just sit right in this here bush until my beard hair grows long enough to touch my balls" Also when they just stand in clear vision waiting for me to magically tp a couple hundred units away from my tower as a Vel'KozVelkoz . Honestly I wouldn't care for it that much if it didn't happen in so many games and so many times IN those games. The worst part is despite them not shutting me down at all or even when they do constantly pitch a tent and turn my asshole into the London eye they are still able to have a presence on and pressure all over the map despite only ganking the other lanes once or twice in total.

Even if I have the river lit up so there's more vision than Stevie wonderVayne on opposite day the jungler (almost always exclusively with the top lane and support) will come behind the tower and try to dive me. Which makes sense if they wanted to take the tower or maybe drag but when if I die what does the enemy team do...? Take a shit on my dead body then scurry off giggling to no advantage whatsoever.

Now you, you neato ol' reader who has managed to read this far, maybe thinking:

Q: "Oh Mr Skidd17 man, but wouldn't that mean they lose things like pressure in lanes or map objectives Mr Skidd17?"

A: Correct! Enemy junglers in my matches seem so focused on tilting me they would give up objectives and lane pressure for their team. To add insult to injury most of the time the lanes are so even that he/she/xkillerkeemstarx doesn't need to gank elsewhere to make the game go even later on in the game. Leading to an even 5v5 except I'm the only one in the game that wants to make house music via snapping my neck.

Sorry for the long ass rant post I hope I made people laugh if anything. I'm a silver scrubl0rd who probably has a good reason to be ganked when I am but as of recently I have been first lvl 2 ganked by a Lee Sin EVERY game he's in no matter where I am in lane and I've just gotten so salty because of it. Followed by getting ganked 5+ times before 20 minutes by EVERY jungler in EVERY game recently. I just wanted to vent to get the badfeels out. If you read this far you're a fucken legend.

~Skidd17

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