Why doth Rito hateth me.

A summoner awakens.

Riot maintenance all day. They doth sayeth: "Just one more hour! Just one more hour!" as if we the summoners do not knoweth of their evildoings with the poros.

Perhaps for speaking out.. or perhaps for shame, in a taunting gesture the maintenance seems to be comeplete? But what is this-- The servers are not backeth up!

Or are they? Tapping this so called "Log In" button seems to yield nothing but... no...

Oh no.

Heavens no!

"Greetings Summoner, we are experiencing an unusually large number of logins. To keep everything running smoothly, we need you to hold on-"

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

Your position in queue: Over 20.000

Approximate wait time: 1 hr , 23 min.

What sort of foul sorcery is this?!

TL; DR: Seriously Riot, what's going on?