Heimerdinger 74/1/0

Okay, it was an Introductory match. The enemy champion bots are wimpy. Still. Heimerdinger (whose summoner is actually named after one of the bots we're fighting) goes and camps the enemy spawn point, armed with Mejai's Soulstealer and three Rabadon's Deathcaps. He is only killed near the very end, and finishes 74/1/0.

I was testing Katarina for the first time, and I was disappointed with my 1/0/2 finish, but I hardly had any champions to fight. Seriously, what.