Rito plz, I'm on my knees

Dear riot, Ik this will seem stupid or like a waste of time, but I wanted to talk to you about riot singed. I was going to ask if it would be possible for me to obtain this skin. I have wanted it ever since I have started playing singed, because he is such a fun champ to play. I have gotten my hands on every single riot skin up to date, even the newest riot Kayle, and the doggy himself. I main top as a role and would love to represent riot with this skin. On singed alone I spent 9k ip just for runes that work the best for him, to me he is just an uncatchable juggernaut that is still among my favorite champs in league. In order to get this skin I would even give up any skin, even spirit guard udyr, to obtain this skin (if you do do this plz not my doggy, I love him too (feel free to take any other riot skin though, heck even blitz Kayle and graves)). So that is my small plea to you riot and, as my title says, I am on my knees and am hopping that you give me a chance to obtain this skin from you. Thank you for taking your time to read this riot employee, and I hope you do in fact give me the chance to get the leader of the riot squad :)