Triple platinum guide to League of Legends

I'm a 5 year veteran of League. I've reached the point where I can no longer have fun playing on that 5 year old account. Why you ask?

Each year the quality of my matches has degraded. In fact, according to Riot game's Ranking/Match up system I have only become a worse player. Bronze V 0lp bad to be precise. The fantastic matchup system they have actually now ensures that I will Lose 66% of my games in ranked(and not much better for normals.) For instance, frequently my team is all bronze IV and V vs a solid silver V and higher team. Not much fun to be honest, not much room to improve your skills. It's like practicing karate on a bulldozer.

Why? Simple. Riot isn't satisfied with voluntary money from people trying to put all the bells and whistles on an account. They've designed a system that REQUIRES you to create a new account to show your improvement. If you just decide you're ok where your at? Guess what sucker, your games will only get worse and worse, unless of course you start a new account. Grind it out, or pay for boosts, it's your choice. Welcome to hundreds of hours of games just to get a whole rune page and hundreds more or a fat stack of cash just to get a few of your most desired champions, let alone all those skins you had on the other account.

The game is a scam. I'm out.

Sincerely, I almost did it for a 3rd account after my second account was placed in bronze 3 for winning 8/10 placements. Then I realized I've spent a lot of time on acct number two and It doesn't have shit on it.

Oh and Riot Games, Fuck you.