Is this where I post my lifestory?

Tylkathenoob: the amumu and ahri carry is real lam2ome: honor amumu lam2ome: he is a god Bladesmaster7: pfft i carried lam2ome: it was all the amumu chao5: cocky much? Arakal Flames: Honor enemy team, Arakal Flames: They worked as one, Arakal Flames: My team didn't, only Varus and Vayne dhelped Arakal Flames: other then that, they didn't even do to help. Tylkathenoob: no, you are actually just stupid Tylkathenoob: you ulted around minions Tylkathenoob: that is literally the worst thing to do with his ult Tylkathenoob: he had one good lantern all game Tylkathenoob: he never used his hook Tylkathenoob: ever Tylkathenoob: like Tylkathenoob: ever Tylkathenoob: and he flayed at terrible times Tylkathenoob: He makes me want to rip out my jugular, shove it up kat's hot piece of butt, rip out ahri's tails, shove them into my eyes while singing the chinese national anthem after being casterated by akali Tylkathenoob: and having aatrox fart in my mouth lam2ome: thats hot lam2ome: im honoring you for that lam2ome: teamwork if you know what i mean wink wink Tylkathenoob: mmm come here babe Tylkathenoob: bring me da booty Tylkathenoob: ;) lam2ome: put your juglar in my booty ;) lam2ome: jugular Tylkathenoob: Like, I was being nice when I said that about thresh Tylkathenoob: Lets go into more detail, shall we? chao5: of course :) chao5: do tell lam2ome: yes i love when you talk dirty lam2ome: mmmmm im so ready for this Tylkathenoob: LET ME TALK SLUT lam2ome: Yes, sir captain teemo Tylkathenoob: TOO BAD I AM IN DISGUISE Tylkathenoob: I'M NOT REALLY TEEMO Tylkathenoob: (epic music) Tylkathenoob: I Tylkathenoob: AM Tylkathenoob: DARIUS Tylkathenoob: The name's darius chao5: DUNKMASTER DARIUS!!!! Tylkathenoob: your husband, darius Tylkathenoob: and now that I have revealed my true identity, here comes the real details of what this terrible thresh made me feel like Tylkathenoob: Here we go: chao5: he was a blubbering ball of wanna be greatness who lives in his mommas basement next to a pile of rotten banannas and mountain dew cans Tylkathenoob: This thresh made me want to rip out my teeth, one half at a time and place them into sion's back in the shape of a star of david. Then I will take sion's axe and use it to shave my butt hairs before Tylkathenoob: i use it to cut off amumu's bandages and cut brand into little pieces and use him to stuff tibbers. Bearception, you stupid little whore. Tylkathenoob: I will make akali use her shroud and make sweet love to katarina while being watched by akali. That's always been a fetish of mine. Then akali will want to get in on the action, but I will not let her Tylkathenoob: because this thresh is so bad Tylkathenoob: Instead I will take akali's knives or blades or whatever the nasus they are and I will use them to cut a lock of vayne's hair and feed it to the varus while I make him watch aatrox rub his nipples in Tylkathenoob: the middle of leona's ultimate Tylkathenoob: The aatrox will die and resurrect repeatedly until the end of time while vayne is being penetrated through the middle of her left hamstring by fiddlestick's stupid crow. Vayne's heal is on no cooldown Tylkathenoob: so she always has to endure the pain of the crow. The fiddlesticks will have to be stuck watching the "plays" that this thresh made while I slowly use his scythe to slowly take out his stuffing Tylkathenoob: by the time that this everybody is dead except me and kat, I will divorce her and marry lux instead, because she is much hotter Tylkathenoob: Kat will be able to visit her beautiful children, Leblanc and miss fortune, every other leap year. By the end of my years, I can't get over the post traumatic stress disorder that the thresh had given Tylkathenoob: to me, and I start to lose my mind Tylkathenoob: As my mental state of being slowly deteriorates, I research different kinds of torture. The only people left alive out of every legend are me, kat and lux Tylkathenoob: We spend the rest of our days torturing kat with tickle torture just because she is still hot as the sun, just not as good as lux and lux and I die in each other's arms as the last people left in the Tylkathenoob: league of legends all because this thresh was the worst thresh to walk on this planed Tylkathenoob: planet Tylkathenoob: THAT, my friends and wife soon to be future ex-wife because that sexy beast lux will marry me, is how the thresh made me feel lam2ome: I just feel turned on right now, divorce is soooooo sexy. Tylkathenoob: wow, I guess mom was right when she said I married a whore Tylkathenoob: I probably should have guessed by the fact that you don't have a dad and you don't wear anything that covers more than your nipples on your top half and on your lower half you don't wear Tylkathenoob: more than two square feet of clothing Tylkathenoob: Freaking slut Tylkathenoob: I want the divorce papers served up lam2ome: THIS IS SO HOT!!!!!!!! Tylkathenoob: Oh wait... we haven't had the kids yet. The kids are crucial to the plan. Well since you are already horny, lets just try and make them twins Tylkathenoob: Might as well get started now lam2ome: Wait, but leblanc is more or less twins already, so it will have to be triplets. You are going to have to put some work in Tylkathenoob: You know what? I feel like today is a good octouplets day Tylkathenoob: So let's skip out on lebland Tylkathenoob: leblanc* Tylkathenoob: and have all girls as follows Tylkathenoob: miss fortune Tylkathenoob: vayne Tylkathenoob: leona Tylkathenoob: sona Tylkathenoob: annie Tylkathenoob: fiora Tylkathenoob: evelynn Tylkathenoob: nidalee Tylkathenoob: And one more to make it nontuplets Tylkathenoob: just in case I get that extra burst Tylkathenoob: janna lam2ome: I CAN THROW BABIES INSTEAD OF KNIVES Tylkathenoob: THAT'S AMAZING Tylkathenoob: then we will have to start all over again Tylkathenoob: this time birthing the following: lam2ome: honestly just put as many babies in me as possible Tylkathenoob: Okay, but I think I am missing the Y chromosome, so they have to all be girls Tylkathenoob: Teenage years are going to be terrible Tylkathenoob: This is going to cost a fortune Tylkathenoob: here we go again Tylkathenoob: kayle Tylkathenoob: akali Tylkathenoob: lissandra Tylkathenoob: ahri Tylkathenoob: anivia (how we produced that thing even the doctors don't know) Tylkathenoob: ashe Tylkathenoob: caitlyn Tylkathenoob: cassiopeia (Cheating on me with a snake I see?) Tylkathenoob: diana (it was a full moon when she was conceived) Tylkathenoob: elise (wat) Tylkathenoob: irelia Tylkathenoob: jinx Tylkathenoob: karma (Somehow ended up black... don't ask) Tylkathenoob: leona Tylkathenoob: lulu, the freaking midget Tylkathenoob: morgana was a stillborn and just aged as a zombie Tylkathenoob: nami (yeah, we got drunk with fizz on that one) Tylkathenoob: orianna (it turns out that heimerdinger can build babies as well! Who knew?) Tylkathenoob: Poppy, she and lulu came from the same egg Tylkathenoob: riven, the one that we think is in the closet... Tylkathenoob: except when she dresses as a bunny Tylkathenoob: quinn, who is in the same boat as riven Tylkathenoob: sejuani, (we couldn't afford a horse so we adopted alistar) Tylkathenoob: shyvana (she is some weird shape shifting thing. We fooled around in the dragon pit for that one) Tylkathenoob: sivir Tylkathenoob: soraka (I think I did have one Y chromosome, and it ended up on her forehead!) Tylkathenoob: syndra, (she was not that close to me, she only plays with balls...) Tylkathenoob: Vi, her and quinn are a lot alike Tylkathenoob: and zyra. She did a lot of weed Tylkathenoob: Those are the list of our kids lam2ome: my new ult is: "Katarina lays on her back and pushes firing deadly babies out of her womb while spinning around. It does massive damage to all champions on the map regardless of team." Tylkathenoob: What if you need a c section? lam2ome: i still kept my knives just in case Tylkathenoob: Good luck with that. I hope you have good genes, because looking behind you, you got some great jeans baby, mmm mmm lam2ome: and all of this happened because thresh is actually the worst Tylkathenoob: Well if we are going to make that many babies we better get started Tylkathenoob: Last one to the bedroom loses the dog