Leaked Riot Update plan.

To the readers of this post, a few things I would like to say; I feel honored to be able to play on some of the earliest of beta servers. And because of that I get to see some things that aren't often implemented into the game for quite some time. For example I was able to see Ao'shin several time in game before he got removed for "work"... (btw, amazing champion from what could be seen) So I got chosen to test on these early servers because of my availability, you see I work for the SETI program so I have a lot of time on my hand.

Any way I guess you were wanting to know some amazing things right? Well let me get started. You see I was playing a game of summoners when something odd happened. Now... because of the computers I use.. I don't really get lag. But sure enough I did, in fact the computers starting humming. And thats when it begun... I thought I heard some crashes and... the sound of.... chittering. I know it sounds crazy, but I was hearing sounds from the back room... I went to check on it... I started hearing some sizzling as I got near the door. And thats when things really got freaky

The door was being eaten away by a pale green acid... as the door melted away I saw a creature that looked a lot like kog maw, but imagine a lot more saliva and sheer terror that would make Gaston shriek like Belle. I ran back to my screen and I saw that summoners rift was .... rifted, I saw a bard portal that was leading... straight to the building I was in. I tried to press the back button, I needed to recall everyone... it wasn't working...

-- its been a few hours since the portal opened and I am currently hiding under a couple of toppled super computers, I don't know what im going to do... There are voidling's everywhere... Brand and Lissandra disappeared, they left and I dont know where they went to... But, nocturne is here... and I think he's looking for me.

Guys.... I don't know what to do. Please help. I don't know how long it will be until he fin