The shameless sexism of the Assassin Rework

Laughing Fish·10/28/2016, 7:19:55 PM·22 votes·1,934 views

Greetings Summoners!

As I am sure all of you are aware, the assassin rework is coming soon. And, while at first glance, it may appear that the ladies of league are (finally) receiving equal treatment, let me tell you something none of us want to hear: They are not. Let me start with most obvious example that cannot be denied by even the most die hard conservatives: LeBlanc.

LeBlanc isn't allowed to use blades like her male counterparts, nor is she allowed to do anything psychical that even remotely resembles strength. She relies on deception and deceit, furthering the sexist but all too common stereotype that women are naturally liars. Not only that, but why is she not allowed to wear clothes? You don't see Zed running around in a speedo with a visible bulge, and yet LeBlanc can run around in lingerie? And it gets worse: She splits into clones of herself, so there are versions of herself running around without freewill or thought. Does it get more objectified than that? Now, you be desperately trying to justified this sexism by pointing out that Zed makes shadows, but that is all they are: shadows. He is strong, and we are all just living in fear of his mere shadow. LeBlanc creates objectified clones, fulfilling people's fantasies of a 3-some maybe?

Now, if LeBlanc were the only example of sexism in the assassin rework, maybe we could let it slide. But sadly, this is not the case. Let's move on to Katarina. Ignoring the ridiculous fact she is half naked in melee combat, she isn't allowed to roam and dominate the map like Talon or Rengar. No, she is expected to stay in her place in the mid lane, and if she doesn't care for her home correctly, she is for some reason useless when her male counterparts can always come back.

Not to mention Evenlyn doesn't get even a slight rework, not even one to give her SOMETHING to wear other than a cheap BDSM smurfette outfit.

52 Comments

Lord Galvatron10/28/2016, 8:39:22 PM14 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=1o3tchwW,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-28T19:19:55.870+0000) You don't see Zed running around in a speedo with a visible bulge.

https://i.imgflip.com/1d5mkh.jpg

6Sfool10/28/2016, 8:40:22 PM10 votes

That was funnier than most of your memes. I just hope nobody takes that seriously, league is pretty good at being PC.

EmittingXs10/28/2016, 8:02:01 PM9 votes

as an asexual white male atheist who's transitioning into a non-binary brown helicopter, i totally agree with you on this man. we need to stand up for women because they're too weak to stand up for themselves.

Weathered10/28/2016, 7:25:31 PM9 votes

Doesn't this qualify as Memes and Games because of the satire? Laughing Fish is invading Miscellaneous :O

Odd Gnome10/28/2016, 10:42:42 PM4 votes

I started reading this and was about to freak until I saw it was Laughing Fish.

Kledy McKledFace10/28/2016, 7:21:37 PM3 votes

''She relies on deception and deceit, furthering the sexist but all too common stereotype that women are naturally liars. ''

youre the problem of our society

dolphinosplash2410/28/2016, 7:54:21 PM2 votes

I heard Eve is getting a full rework later. If she gets any changes now theyll be lost

Hryna10/28/2016, 8:39:11 PM2 votes

Tfw you see the results of the poll XD xD XD XD

Keepe10/28/2016, 10:10:13 PM2 votes

Is this serious? Can never tell sometimes.

TheDogIsABomb10/29/2016, 1:53:03 PM2 votes

...So CAN we get Zed to run around in a speedo?

..please?

Big Lincoln10/28/2016, 7:30:53 PM1 votes

you should stick to gifs

Zelorxon10/29/2016, 10:43:21 AM1 votes

Made me kek.

DREADN0UGHT10/29/2016, 12:36:12 PM1 votes

Had it not been you, I'm not sure I would have so sure of this being a troll post.

Kallian10/29/2016, 3:41:14 PM1 votes

this is 10/10 meme, pls moe

Knifecat Reborn10/28/2016, 9:44:42 PM1 votes

You're making a big deal out of nothing dude lol. Quit trying to find problems that aren't there and enjoy the game.

ZT Xperimentor10/29/2016, 3:36:58 PM1 votes

. . . Are you running for president or something? lol