The shameless sexism of the Assassin Rework

Laughing Fish··22 votes·1,934 views

Greetings Summoners!

As I am sure all of you are aware, the assassin rework is coming soon. And, while at first glance, it may appear that the ladies of league are (finally) receiving equal treatment, let me tell you something none of us want to hear: They are not. Let me start with most obvious example that cannot be denied by even the most die hard conservatives: LeBlanc.

LeBlanc isn't allowed to use blades like her male counterparts, nor is she allowed to do anything psychical that even remotely resembles strength. She relies on deception and deceit, furthering the sexist but all too common stereotype that women are naturally liars. Not only that, but why is she not allowed to wear clothes? You don't see Zed running around in a speedo with a visible bulge, and yet LeBlanc can run around in lingerie? And it gets worse: She splits into clones of herself, so there are versions of herself running around without freewill or thought. Does it get more objectified than that? Now, you be desperately trying to justified this sexism by pointing out that Zed makes shadows, but that is all they are: shadows. He is strong, and we are all just living in fear of his mere shadow. LeBlanc creates objectified clones, fulfilling people's fantasies of a 3-some maybe?

Now, if LeBlanc were the only example of sexism in the assassin rework, maybe we could let it slide. But sadly, this is not the case. Let's move on to Katarina. Ignoring the ridiculous fact she is half naked in melee combat, she isn't allowed to roam and dominate the map like Talon or Rengar. No, she is expected to stay in her place in the mid lane, and if she doesn't care for her home correctly, she is for some reason useless when her male counterparts can always come back.

Not to mention Evenlyn doesn't get even a slight rework, not even one to give her SOMETHING to wear other than a cheap BDSM smurfette outfit.

52 Comments

Lord Galvatron14 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=1o3tchwW,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-28T19:19:55.870+0000) You don't see Zed running around in a speedo with a visible bulge.

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6Sfool10 votes

That was funnier than most of your memes. I just hope nobody takes that seriously, league is pretty good at being PC.

Weathered9 votes

Doesn't this qualify as Memes and Games because of the satire? Laughing Fish is invading Miscellaneous :O

Laughing Fish14 votes
TheKnightDK4 votes

All bow down to our new ruler

SlntReaper6 votes

Thinks back to meme wars No. we shall never have a king.

SlntReaper1 votes

We cannot trust the boards with the leadership of one person. This would be a catastrophic mistake, as many revolutions shall follow, and boards would tear themselves apart. What I call for with peaceful activism is a democratic state with an ornamental but useless figurehead. I vote LF to become this figurehead, because he already is a well recognized member of the boards. The rest we shall democratically vote.

SlntReaper1 votes

You will still have the semblance of power as a monarch. You just won't have power over everything. Is that so bad?

Laughing Fish1 votes

It is only your hubris that make you think I don't already rule over you.

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At the end of the day, every member of the boards is a dog begging at my feet hoping I will toss them some scraps.

SlntReaper1 votes

Haha. No.

Laughing Fish1 votes

Normally you would be punished for your blasphemy. But I am in a generous mood, so

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SlntReaper1 votes

Not all of us now to you. Remember the meme wars? Where people wanted to challenge your tyranny?

Laughing Fish1 votes

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People wanted to challenge my Tyranny? Well here I am, more powerful than ever.

SlntReaper1 votes

We feared a tyrant, so we elected one. Oh the irony.

Laughing Fish1 votes

We feared a tyrant, so we elected one. Oh the irony.

Nobody elected me. I was not handed this power on a a silver platter. I wanted it, so I seized it. All who stood in my way are now buried and forgotten, but my name will be remembered for eternity.

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Laughing Fish2 votes
MXXXXXL2 votes

I literally edited that entire scene from the spongebob movie so i could record the gif with gyazo, gyazo doesn't record for long enough to record the entire video as a gif, but it's all that really needed to be in a gif.

But finally, i have earned lord Laughing Fish's gratitude, my life is complete.

SlntReaper1 votes

They probably took it down from M&G because no memes.

EmittingXs9 votes

as an asexual white male atheist who's transitioning into a non-binary brown helicopter, i totally agree with you on this man. we need to stand up for women because they're too weak to stand up for themselves.

Odd Gnome4 votes

I started reading this and was about to freak until I saw it was Laughing Fish.

Kledy McKledFace3 votes

''She relies on deception and deceit, furthering the sexist but all too common stereotype that women are naturally liars. ''

youre the problem of our society

Laughing Fish7 votes
Vistha Kai1 votes

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At least he wrote "youre" not "your". Give him some credit.

dolphinosplash242 votes

I heard Eve is getting a full rework later. If she gets any changes now theyll be lost

Laughing Fish2 votes

That is what rito keeps telling us, meanwhile she still looks like if smurfette dressed like a slutty troll-doll for Halloween, and then developed a fetish for the outfit and never took it off.

Hryna2 votes

Tfw you see the results of the poll XD xD XD XD

Keepe2 votes

Is this serious? Can never tell sometimes.

Michael Sykes2 votes

It's laughing Fish

Keepe2 votes

I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I AM HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME TELLING IF HE'S SERIOUS OR NOT. NORMALLY HE'S A MEMES MAN, AND NOW HE'S DOING THIS TO ME.

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Michael Sykes1 votes

you sir just made me laugh so hard that I almost died.

TheDogIsABomb2 votes

...So CAN we get Zed to run around in a speedo?

..please?

Big Lincoln1 votes

you should stick to gifs

Laughing Fish4 votes

Lately some people have complained that my posts lacked effort, or were shameless upvote whoring. So I decided to give the people what they wanted.

Big Lincoln1 votes

but this is not better, you're still grabbing low-hanging fruit

maybe you should help me convince people that taric's rework was bad, which is the truth

Laughing Fish10 votes

You are trying to convince people that this sexy bastard was a mistake? https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiQyI87FxifKgKop2/giphy.gif

Good luck with that.

Big Lincoln1 votes

terrible, he's a complete fruit now

Catastrop2 votes

He was a fruit before, now he's good looking fruit.

Big Lincoln1 votes

i wanted gem armor, not floating rocks :(

Knifecat Reborn1 votes

You're making a big deal out of nothing dude lol. Quit trying to find problems that aren't there and enjoy the game.

Zelorxon1 votes

Made me kek.

DREADN0UGHT1 votes

Had it not been you, I'm not sure I would have so sure of this being a troll post.

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

. . . Are you running for president or something? lol

Kallian1 votes

this is 10/10 meme, pls moe

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